Voyage of the Yes (1973 TV Movie)

Mike Evans: Orlando B. Parker

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Orlando B. Parker : [reading a letter]  Dear Abby, we made it, but without your advice. My friend and I had this little problem of no food, no water, no wind - nothing out in The Big Empty. But we learned somethin' you can tell your sob-sister readers - when you start quittin', the dyin' begins. Quittin' is very bad for your health and that's a fact. Sincerely, Orlando B. Parker. Oh, P.S. Reason why I write you, Abby, is kind of embarrassing. You see, a shark got me pregnant. Now, should I tell my parents or just try another pill?