- [Charles explains that his family's ancestral manse is haunted]
- Charles Fengriffen: Ghosts galore. Headless horsemen, horseless headsmen, everything.
- Henry Fengriffen: We've come to view your bride.
- Woodsman: She's in bed, Master.
- Henry Fengriffen: Quite right too - where else should she be on her wedding night? And what is your name, my dear?
- Sarah: Sarah.
- Henry Fengriffen: Have you taken her yet? Well, have you?
- Woodsman: No, Master.
- Henry Fengriffen: Perhaps you'd like some help?
- Woodsman: No help is needed.
- Henry's Friend: He is the Master. The Lord of the Manor has that right.
- Woodsman: Those days are long past.
- Henry Fengriffen: An old custom is always worth reviving!