Billy Two Hats (1974)

John Pearce: Spencer

Quotes 

• Spencer : Well, Indians don't fight in the dark. It's against their religion.

  Arch Deans : Did they seem all that religious to you?

• Spencer : How many (Indians) do you think there are?

  Arch Deans : Four, I think.

  Spencer : How do you know there's four?

  Arch Deans : I counted their feet and divided by two.

• Spencer : Once she gets excited she can hardly speak, so I give her a whack. It shakes her brain box up a bit.