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5/10
Kid terror of the west
BandSAboutMovies16 June 2022
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Obviously by 1973 there had been so many Italian westerns that the genre needed fresh ideas or, more to the point of how the Italian exploitation industry made movies - weirder ones. That's how we get Bad Kids of the West, a movie in which most of the cast are under the age of ten, foremost amongst them Kid Terror O'Hara (Andrea Balestri), the leader of the group of kids who actually do something constructive with their afternoons and create their own town within the abandoned buildings of Torque.

When Kid hears that criminals are about to rob the bank of River City, they get their first - I mean, their plan has a child smuggling into a suitcase, so it can't help but succeed - but they probably didn't figure on the gang hunting them down for the cash.

Seeing as how this is an Italian comedy, you know that at one point that one of the kids will urinate in a mug and it will be served as beer to the outlaws. You may not figure that one of the boys is called Lollipop and plays with gender all the way back in 1973. That said, the chubby kid is nicknamed Butterball because he eats butter sandwiches covered in butter and farts constantly (I see so much of myself in him; a hero) so it's not all - actually not at all - politically correct.

There's also a young kickboxer, because by this point, martial arts films were getting big worldwide. So yes, an entire Children of the Corn - but positive and nice - in the Italian west with the son of a sheriff and the son of a gunfighter as the heroes.

This was directed by Tonino Ricci, who would go on to make A Man Called Rage, Rush, Night of the Sharks, Encounters in the Deep, Thor the Conqueror and a bizarre western called Robin Hood, Arrows, Beans and Karate. It was written by Mario Amendola (The White, the Yellow, and the Black, Fulci's Dracula in Brianza), Roberto Amoroso and Bruno Corbucci, who wrote 148 movies (Django is one of them) and directed Superfantagenio, Miami Supercops and When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong.

I love when movies for kids are filled with swearing, bad taste jokes and violence, so this one's a winner!
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3/10
All-kid western is a misfiring comedy
Leofwine_draca31 October 2017
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KID, TERROR OF THE WEST is so far the oddest spaghetti western I've watched. Remember that 1930s-era all-dwarf western THE TERROR OF TINY TOWN? Well, this one's similar, but it replaces all of the adult roles with kids and the result is more annoying than anything else. You can imagine what the voices are like on the English dubbed version and I was tempted to wear earplugs after a while. The plot is about a bad-mannered gang who decide to commit a robbery, but the whole thing is based around the novelty value of having kids dressed up as cowboys, prostitutes, bartenders, and shopkeepers. I found it one-note and unfunny, a poor and unsuccessful attempt to bring LITTLE RASCALS-style humour into the spaghetti western genre.
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7/10
Twisted and Enjoyable Bad News Bears Western
Steve_Nyland7 April 2007
I knew this movie would rule just by encountering a description of it, but I did now know how well written and insightful it really is, as far as blending a Western with the BAD NEWS BEARS formula of having kids take on adult qualities for a comedy film aimed at adults. I still remember the bitter disappointment of not being allowed to go see the original BAD NEWS BEARS because the film was Rated R and filled with profanity, vulgar humor, smoking, drinking, jokes about athletic cups and other things that my parents felt would not be a good influence.

I wonder what they would have thought of KID TERROR OF THE WEST, Tonino Ricci and Bruno Corbucci's later period Spaghetti Western about a band of tykes who get mixed up in a gold robbery in order to save their parent's land from a bunch of shady swindlers. While not as foul-mouthed as BAD NEWS BEARS this is also an action/comedy film for adults, though there really isn't any content in it beyond your average "family" kind of fare. The distinction is that much of the film's more twisted humor will probably be lost on kids, who would instead be amused by the more playful vulgarities of the script.

The gang of kids is a colorful bunch: There's the son of the famed pistol fighter, the son of the sheriff, a kid with red hair and freckles, another one who stutters, a kid who constantly needs to take a leak, various angelic young ladies dolled up like JonBenet Ramsey, a moppet Chinese kickboxer bambino with eyes for the hero, the schemer kid and the clumsy kid and the musical kid who plays the piano named "Fingers", of course. They all have some pretty colorful names, my favorite being "Crackers" and "Lollipop", both of which seem like sly jokes about character stereotype -- Lollipop is an androgynous boy or a girl dressed up as a boy, which when combined with the name is a somewhat perverse juxtaposition to say the least.

But my favorite kid in the movie is "Butterball", the requisite fat kid who comes equipped with a battery of fat kid jokes and steals the whole show: Every time the camera includes his pudgy face he is gobbling food of some sort, his favorite snack being butter sandwiches with extra butter that he carries around in his pockets. He also farts a lot, creating a running joke as he belts out a blast of gas whenever trying to cram his porky hide into a tight squeeze or jump energetically from the kids' wagon. He is probably the film's direct link to BAD NEWS BEARS, which also had a fat kid who was always eating chocolate bars whenever on screen. I wonder if it's writers saw KID TERROR and were inspired, since Butterball's point in the story is to remind viewers that fat kids are constantly gobbling food like greedy slobs & need to pass gas as a result of their gluttony. Especially if they eat lots of big sloppy butter sandwiches. Eww.

Like other films of this kind (see DEVIL TIMES FIVE for a creepy sadistic twist on the formula) the kids are brighter, smarter, more clever and more heroic compared to the adults in the film, all of whom are either swindlers or victims being manipulated by the film's villain. The kids even manage to teach the town sheriff a lesson about not judging others based on their size or age, and of course win the day in the end for their oppressed parents. Their leader is also as clever as MacGuyver, at one point employing one of Butterball's spare butter sandwiches ("I was saving that for an emergency!") and some handy gunpowder to rig a bomb. All of it leads up to a big complex final showdown scene where the kids take on the gang of crooks with their slingshots, bows & arrows, buckets of horse manure and kickboxing skills (??).

Which leads me to my conclusion about this film, which is that it is one of the more successful efforts from the later period of Italian made Spaghetti Westerns (1970 - 1976 or so) to inject some life into the by then passé form by mixing genre formulae. This one blends clever kids with kung-fu action and a caper formula, eschewing the tired "vengeance for murdering my brother and sending me to prison for 15 years" assembly line plotting that makes most Spaghetti's sort of blend together in their sameness. By contrast KID TERROR is still (35 years later) refreshingly different, cleverly written, inappropriately hilarious, filled with some wonderful crude humor, and in supremely poor taste for a movie filled with kids. I approve!!

7/10
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