Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)

Susan George: Mary Coombs

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Quotes 

• Larry Rayder : I think I'm gonna screw Miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke?

  Mary Coombs : *I* mind!

  Larry Rayder : You didn't seem to mind last night. In fact, you were begging for more.

  Mary Coombs : Oh, yeah? Well, that shows you how little I was getting.

• Mary Coombs : [in car speeding towards opening drawbridge]  Hey, wait a minute... why aren't we slowing down?

  Larry Rayder : [laughs]  She doesn't know me very well, does she, Deke?

  Deke Sommers : Not likely she ever will, with about one second to live.

• Mary Coombs : You know what? I think I'm finally ready to unload.

• Larry Rayder : Hey, Deke, it turns out Dingleberry here's a joke after all.

  Mary Coombs : [quoting book]  "The murderer, is not unaccountable for his own murder. And the robbed should not be blameless for being robbed. For it is the cornerstone of the temple, that is no higher than the lowest stone in its foundation."

  Larry Rayder : Now, don't start speaking in puns to me woman.

  Mary Coombs : That is from a book, bozo! And, if you'd read once in a while, perhaps you'd know what I'm talking about!

  Larry Rayder : Oh, books, Europe, Lear Jets, Sam Baker, shoplifting... you're pathetic!

  Mary Coombs : Oh, I am, am I? Do you know what you are? A case of eye and hand co-ordination, and you're really not very good at that!

• Mary Coombs : Hey listen, do you always meet someone for the first time and take an instant disliking to them?

  Deke Sommers : Mary, stop trying to get me make joyful noises.

• Larry Rayder : [after they crashed into the farmer's truck]  I'll kill him...! I'll kill him.

  Deke Sommers : You probably did.

  Larry Rayder : [sighs]  Oh, Jesus! Let's go fix up the front end.

  Mary Coombs : Hey, wait a minute! "Fix up the front end"?

  [shakes her head] 

  Mary Coombs : People don't even rate a glance with you!

  Larry Rayder : God, woman, when you're racing, you don't stop and get out of the car and turn around to find out if the other guy made it through his spin all right! Not if you wanna keep on drivin'!

• Mary Coombs : You keep this up, you're gonna haul in the cops!

  Larry Rayder : [to Deke, laughing:]  Sounds like Miss Mary is getting afraid.

• Larry Rayder : When are you gonna use your seat belt?

  Mary Coombs : There's nothing you could do that would give me any reason to.

• Mary Coombs : [to Deke]  You think I lie. I *do* lie a little. That's another lie. I lie a lot!