Holiday on the Buses (1973)

Michael Robbins: Arthur Rudge

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Quotes 

• Arthur : No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.

  Olive : Well that's true.

  Stan Butler : I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.

• Olive : Will you come with me?

  Arthur : Don't talk wet.

• Arthur : With the grace of God I'll have to go to confession in the morning.

  Wally Briggs : Did you hear that?

  Mrs. Briggs : Yes but don't let it give you ideas.

• Olive : Ere Arthur, as mums got the kid in with her we've got the bedroom to ourselves, be like a second honeymoon. Coming to bed now Arthur?

  Arthur : [Looking at floor]  I do believe this needs another scrub

  Olive : But if you do that I might be asleep when you come in.

  Arthur : Oh dear me.

• Arthur : [Seeing Olive's swimming costume - a bikini]  Have you gone raving mad? What made you buy that?

• Olive : Oh Arthur, the smell of paint might keep me up all night...

  Arthur : The state my back's in nothing else will!

• Arthur : You stupid great lump! Now I'll have to go through that whole performance again. With my back it'll be the death of me.

• Wally Briggs : Hello Olive love, you looked better in your nightie!

  Arthur : What does he mean by that?

• Arthur : Everybody out - no-one's allowed in the pool till that lady's covered up.

  [Pointing to Olive] 

  Arthur : .

  Stan Butler : Cor blimey what a sight!