Holiday on the Buses (1973)

Reg Varney: Stan Butler

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Quotes 

• Arthur : No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.

  Olive : Well that's true.

  Stan Butler : I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.

• Stan Butler : He's gonna be annoyed, he's got it but it's not much use to him.

  Olive : Story of Arthur's life.

• Jack : Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?

  Stan Butler : Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.

• Jack : I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.

  Stan Butler : What mystery tour?

  Jack : You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.

  Stan Butler : Oh that mystery tour.

• Stan Butler : I'm sorry you broke your foot.

  Inspector 'Blakey' Blake : [suprised]  Thanks.

  Stan Butler : It should've been your neck!

• Stan Butler : Have you had it off with her yet?

  Inspector 'Blakey' Blake : How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.

  Stan Butler : 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.

  Jack : That's the best part of him!

• Stan Butler : It's Mavis over there - without her mum!

• Mrs. Hudson : What's going on?

  Stan Butler : Nothing, I was just going to ask your daughter if we can have a drink.

  Mrs. Hudson : Good idea, we can all go together.

• Stan Butler : Ave a drop of champagne, best not waste it. Come to think of it, best not waste anything else either!

• Arthur : Everybody out - no-one's allowed in the pool till that lady's covered up.

  [Pointing to Olive] 

  Arthur : .

  Stan Butler : Cor blimey what a sight!