Halfon Hill Doesn't Answer (1976)

Yisrael Poliakov: Sergio Konstanza

Quotes 

• Sergio Konstanza : [upon discovering Yaeli in his suitcase]  Excuse me for asking you this, I don't remember packing you.

• Sergio Konstanza : Every cork has a bottle, and every mop has a bucket.

• Sergio Konstanza : [trying to enter the dining room] 

  Mr. Hasson : Would you please leave the premises?

  Sergio Konstanza : What are you talking about?

  Mr. Hasson : With no jacket, no tie, and no debt - I will ask you to leave!

  Sergio Konstanza : What are you talking about? I'm in the army, no?

  Mr. Hasson : [referring to his first name]  You are in the regional council of Victoria.

  Sergio Konstanza : I don't want to leave! What do you mean? I'm in the army! I want to eat!

  Mr. Hasson : Sergio!

  Sergio Konstanza : Victor!

  Mr. Hasson : Yossifon!

  Sergio Konstanza : Yossifon? Oh! Go to hell!...

• [Bondi hands Sergio a grenade] 

  Colonel Bondi : Throw a grenade. Throw a grenade, you degenerate!

  Sergio Konstanza : On whom?

  Colonel Bondi : On the Egyptians!

  Sergio Konstanza : [prepares to throw the grenade]  Ah... vive Israel, bravo for IDF!

  [Sergio throws the grenade away without pulling the safety-catch first, drops on the ground singing "may our hands be strong", while no explosion occurs. Everyone burst out laughing] 

  Mr. Hasson : [chuckles]  Get up, get up, you fool, watch how to throw grenade...

  [Victor Hasson takes a grenade] 

  Mr. Hasson : Watch carefully, first you pull the safety-catch entirely... with force, you use force, pull out the safety-catch...

  [Victor Hasson pulls the safety-catch. The grenade is triggered with loud click] 

  Mr. Hasson : Now you take... how much to count?

  Colonel Bondi : [in panic]  Three seconds, quickly!

  [Everyone is running away in panic, taking cover] 

  Mr. Hasson : In '48 we counted more... where did everybody disappear?

  [Victor throws the grenade away. The grenade explodes in safe distance. Everyone is covered with sand] 

  Colonel Bondi : [to Jinji, while Jinji helps him brush the sand off himself]  The mess must be stopped!