Richard O'Brien: Riff Raff - A Handyman
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Quotes
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Oh, I just love success!
Riff Raff - A Handyman : He's a credit to your genius, Master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Yes!
Magenta - A Domestic : A triumph of your will.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Yes!
Columbia - A Groupie : He's okay!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : I didn't make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : With a bit of a mind flip...
Magenta - A Domestic : You're into a time slip...
Riff Raff - A Handyman : And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta - A Domestic : You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff - A Handyman : Like you're under sedation!
All : Let's do the time warp again!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : [singing] Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
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Magenta - A Domestic : How sentimental.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that *we* were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. But, you see, you are to remain here... in spirit, anyway.
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist : Great heavens! That's a laser!
Riff Raff - A Handyman : Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.
Brad Majors - A Hero : You mean, you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist : You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this... and hello to oblivion.
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Hmmm? Coming.
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : It's astounding... Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll. But listen closely...
Magenta - A Domestic : Not for very much longer!
Riff Raff - A Handyman : I've got to... keep control...
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Lips : [last lines; in song] Science fiction... double feature/Frank has built and... lost his creature/Darkness has conquered... Brad and Janet/The servants gone to... a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night... double feature... picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night... double feature... picture show.
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine : You killed them!
Magenta - A Domestic : But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : Hello.
Brad Majors - A Hero : Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff - A Handyman : You're wet.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : Yes, it's raining.
Brad Majors - A Hero : Yes.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad Majors - A Hero : Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : Oh.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : This way.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : Are you having a party?
Riff Raff - A Handyman : You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine : Oh, lucky him.
Magenta - A Domestic : You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be.
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Lips : [singing] I knew Leo G. Carroll / Was over a barrel when "Tarantula" took to the hills / And I really got hot / When I saw Janette Scott / Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills/ Dana Andrews said prunes / Gave him the runes / And passing them used lots of skills / But when worlds collide / Said George Pal to his bride / I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills...
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : [punishing Riff Raff for letting Rocky get away] How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!
Riff Raff - A Handyman : I was only away for a minute... master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : Well... see if you can find him, on the MONITOR!
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Lips : [singing] Science fiction double feature/Dr. X will build a creature/See androids fighting Brad and Janet/Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet/ Whoa-oh-oh-oh/ At the late-night... double feature... picture show, in the back row.
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Lips : [first lines; in song] Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still / But he told us where we stand / And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear / Claude Rains was The Invisible Man...
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : You'd better leave while it is still possible. Go. Now.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : [when Magenta and Columbia takes of his mummified head and gasps] Oh! Rocky!
[lets out a guttural grunt]
Riff Raff - A Handyman : [cackling hen turning the wheel]
Rocky Horror - A Creation : [singing] The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head.
[then grunts]
Rocky Horror - A Creation : And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the THREAD!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist : You IDIOT!
[kicks Riff Raff in his butt]
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Riff Raff - A Handyman : Master, master... we have a visitor.
Brad Majors - A Hero : Hey, Scotty!... Dr. Everett Scott.
Riff Raff - A Handyman : You know this earthling... this person?
