- Cooley: Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw?
- Don Henderson: He used to say "fuck."
- Kerry: Any particular reason for the change?
- Cooley: Yeah, I get more fucks when I say "screw."
- Cooley: No, no, actually, actually to be more accurate it was more of a dribble, because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days, the old thing didn't have anything solid to come to grips with.
- Jenny: [to Don] Let's face it, if you had to choose between me and that flat stomach million breasted tart out there. Who would it be?
- Kath Henderson: What is Cooley like in bed?
- Susan: Well he's not all that big, but he's energetic for his age. And inventive.
- Kath Henderson: It's just an excuse for a booze up.
- Don Henderson: You might not be, but most of the people coming tonight will be very concerned about what's on that. Very concerned indeed.
- Susan: Do you believe in honesty?
- Kath Henderson: Yes.
- Susan: Do you mind if I'm honest?
- Kath Henderson: No.
- Susan: I want to screw Don.