- Wendy: Have you made love with many girls?
- Rick Carlson: What, are you writing a book?
- [smiles]
- Wendy: No, just curious.
- [a beat]
- Wendy: Have you?
- Rick Carlson: Yeah, a few. Have you made love with many boys?
- Wendy: Just once. I didn't really like it, though. We didn't really know what we were doing.
- Rick Carlson: You got lots of time. A woman doesn't hit her prime till she's thirty.
- Wendy: Yeah, by then I wanna be really good at it.
- Rick Carlson: What do you do?
- Sandy: I work for a doctor in Century City.
- Rick Carlson: Oh, are you a nurse?
- Sandy: No, a receptionist.
- Rick Carlson: Well, what kind of doctor?
- Sandy: Gynecologist.
- Rick Carlson: [scoffs] I hear there's a lot of openings in that field.
- Sandy: Oh, no, actually it took me a long time to find.
- Rick Carlson: Then things must be pretty tight.
- Sandy: Yeah, they really are.
- Chris Randall: Hey, you wanna stop for a beer?
- Rick Carlson: Hey man, I'd like to, but I got a little, eh, stewy friend coming in tonight.
- Chris Randall: Yeah? Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
- Rick Carlson: Yeah. And nurses and secretaries and schoolteachers.
- Chris Randall: [laughs] What do they say about schoolteachers?
- Rick Carlson: Ah, they make you do it over and over and over again, till you get it right.
- Rick Carlson: [at job interview] That blond Adonis image you're talking about, that doesn't fit anymore. There's a lot of training involved. A lot of responsibility. A lot of discipline. I do more P.R. work out on that beach on a summer day than you do in here in a month. But you're right. Saving lives isn't selling cars.
- Chris Randall: Hey, what do you do during the winter?
- Rick Carlson: Same thing I do during the summer.
- Rick Carlson: Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
- Rick Carlson: Ah, beats selling encyclopedias.
- Rick Carlson: See that guy in the blue over there?
- Chris Randall: The old guy?
- Rick Carlson: Yeah. Two ladies complained he was wagging his weenie at them.
- Rick Carlson: [speaking of Machine Gun and his pals] Those are the horniest little guys this side of TJ.
- Chris Randall: TJ?
- Rick Carlson: Tijuana, man
- Chris Randall: Hey, why do they call him Machine Gun?
- Rick Carlson: I don't know, everybody calls him that. Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.
- Chris Randall: [laughst] When I was his age, I thought I held it.
- Rick Carlson: Yeah, we all held it. I think he holds it more.