Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976)
Milt Kamen: Barney
Quotes
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Mother : [takes his order from restaurant counterman Barney] So where's the mayo?
Barney : On the side.
Mother : Why don't you put it on the burger?
Barney : I lied four times in my life; I stole apples when I was a kid; I cheated on my wife once; I even prayed for the death of my in-laws. But putting mayonnaise on a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter and onions is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for!