Jamie Gillis: Dr. Seymour Love
Quotes
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Misty Beethoven : What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?
Seymour Love : There aren't as many Italians in Rome.
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Seymour Love : Misty, never forget the cock. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right."
Misty Beethoven : Who's Hyman Mandel?
Seymour Love : I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.
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Seymour Love : What's your name?
Misty Beethoven : Misty Beethoven.
Seymour Love : Is that your real name?
Misty Beethoven : No, it's not. I took to sound more important.
Seymour Love : What was it before?
Misty Beethoven : Dolores Beethoven.
Seymour Love : I should have guessed.
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Seymour Love : Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar!
Misty Beethoven : Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napoleon.
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Seymour Love : Do you know why people have unsatisfactory sexual relations?
Misty Beethoven : No.
Seymour Love : Because they talk too goddam much.