- Bobby: There ain't a woman around who don't love the sound of a zipper comin' down...
- [he barely finishes the line when the nude take-out waitress throws him on the waterbed and forces herself on him by mounting him with her very large buttocks]
- Bobby: [after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed?
- Take-out waitress: Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds.
- Bobby: It's right there in the back.
- Take-out waitress: I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a...
- [signaling a humping motion]
- Take-out waitress: quickie.
- Bobby: Ah... yeah... sure.
- [the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]
- Dugan Hicks: Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match?
- Bobby: Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass.