- [a hacker has messed up the CHP's payroll]
- Sgt. Joseph Getraer: Now, about the paychecks.
- Officer Barry Baricza: Yeah, I've got a car payment due!
- [the other officers start complaining]
- Sgt. Joseph Getraer: Settle down! Just settle down and we'll try to sort out your paychecks.
- Officer Barry Baricza: Well, how much was YOUR paycheck?
- Sgt. Joseph Getraer: [nervously] It's... more than I usually get.
- [under his breath]
- Sgt. Joseph Getraer: It's closer to what I deserve.
- [Jon announces his proposal for a trail bike task force]
- Officer Jon Baker: I'd like to nominate my partner, Frank Poncherello.
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: Hey, that's great. 'Cause when we first met, I was on a dirtbike.
- Officer Jon Baker: Uh, no, Ponch. When we first met, you had just fallen off a dirtbike.
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