Three's Company (1976–1984)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!
Janet Wood Dawson : Good times!
Chrissy : Little House on the Prairie!
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Janet Wood Dawson : Chrissy, your dad is a minister, what does he usually say to couples in trouble?
Chrissy : He tells them to keep the baby.
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Jack Tripper : [a woman comes to the door and mistakenly tells the girls that Jack got her pregnant. Through miscommunication, Jack believes his girlfriend is pregnant] Good news girls! We're getting married!
Chrissy : You rotten rat!
Jack Tripper : [bewildered] Rotten rat? Janet, why did she call me a rat?
Janet Wood Dawson : Because you're a pig!
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Jack Tripper : And speaking of current events, did you read the *big* news in the paper this morning?
Chrissy : The May Company is having a huge sale on pantyhose.
Jack Tripper : Excuse me, Chrissy, that's not exactly a current event.
Chrissy : It is so, it's going on right now.
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Chrissy : Eat your salad before it gets cold.
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Stanley Roper : [after the kids make a lot door slamming noises, Mr. Roper knocks on the door]
Chrissy : [opens the door]
Stanley Roper : I just want to tell you that it's three o'clock in the morning!...
[is about to complain further]
Chrissy : Thank you!
[closes door]
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Chrissy : Jack, that smells good.
Jack Tripper : Chrissy, I haven't even started cooking yet.
Chrissy : Well, you better hurry up and start cooking so you can catch up with the smell.
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Chrissy : You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars!
Janet Wood Dawson : Yeah!
Stanley Roper : Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!
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Stanley Roper : I came up to shampoo your rug.
Chrissy : Why? Does it have dandruff?
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Jack Tripper : Is something burning?
Janet Wood Dawson : Oh NO! I left my underwear in the oven.
Chrissy : Too bad hot pants are not in style.
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Stanley Roper : Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here!
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Stanley.
Stanley Roper : What if the towel slips?
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Stanley.
Chrissy : Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.
Jack Tripper : Oh, thank you.
Chrissy : [shouts] No, Jack!
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Chrissy!
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Jack Tripper : I have a surprise for you girls!
Chrissy : Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
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Chrissy : Men are so unsympathetic.
Jack Tripper : Baloney.
Chrissy : Oh yeah? Then how come there are more women nurses than men?
Jack Tripper : [pause] Because there are more men who get sick because of women.