Jubilee (1978)

Nell Campbell: Crabs

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Quotes 

• Amyl Nitrite : Pearls are for the pure.

  Crabs : And the world's your oyster, so swallow it!

• Crabs : Why don't you take up embroidery, Bod?

• [Bod picks up the phone] 

  Crabs : Most people would hang up the phone, she's hanging on for dear life.

• [Crabs and Happy Days in bed having sex, Mad distracts Happy Days] 

  Crabs : Back to work! No tea breaks!

• Crabs : Leave the guy alone! He's better than a vibrator and bigger.

• Crabs : I just love a man without its uniform.

• Kid : I'm a musician.

  Crabs : You're gorgeous.

• Happy Days : [having sex with Crabs]  I'm coming!

  Crabs : Oh, hang on!

  Mad : Oh, another hit-and-run merchant! Just hold it, mate, or it's curtains for you! Don't you spurt. We'll pound you. They all want to cream as quick as a flash of zipper.

• Crabs : Don't worry about her. Her parents were Christians. She was born with a hang-up.

• Bod : Why do you encourage them, Crabs? You'll only get the clap.

  Crabs : Tough shit, you Virgin Queen.

• Crabs : Why are you all against me?

  Bod : We're not. We're just trying to save you - from yourself!

  Crabs : Yeah, your mind's like a faded collage of Penthouse and True Romance.

• Crabs : He's a natural! He's gonna be the new Garbo!

• Crabs : Hi there, Borgia. I hope I'm not interrupting, but, uh, this is strictly business. I've been doing a little talent scouting for you. He's called The Kid, but he's pure *sex*.

• Crabs : Eww. He looks like death.

  Mad : Kiss of death.

  Bod : The world won't miss his missing - chromosome.

• Crabs : Mmm. So do you always take your clothes off in the launderette too?