A Piece of the Action (1977)

Bill Cosby: Dave Anderson

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• Dancer in the Disco : David Anderson, you haven't danced with me all night. Now, if you don't dance with me, I'm a gonna holler "Rape"!

  Dave Anderson : Is that a request?

  Dancer in the Disco : What, the rape or the dance?

  Dave Anderson : Don't make no never mind to me.

• Dave Anderson : Did you ever hear of the Quantum Theory?

  Lila French : Physics wasn't my best subject.

  Dave Anderson : It's not physics, it's a discotheque.

  Lila French : A discotheque?

  Dave Anderson : Yes, a discotheque. You know, like you do the funky chicken, the funky rhinoceros, the...

  Lila French : Yes, I know, I know, I know.

  Dave Anderson : You do?

  Lila French : You think I'm an old spinster, dedicating her life to good works and no fun at all. Is that what you think?

  Dave Anderson : I didn't say that you was old.

  Lila French : Well, you're wrong.

  Dave Anderson : You are old?

  Lila French : No, the other.

  Dave Anderson : I'm sorry. I was wrong.

  Dave Anderson : We'll go to dinner tonight and then we'll go to the Quantum Theory.

  Lila French : No!

  Dave Anderson : What is it that you have against me? I'm rich, I'm "suave-y", and I have a clean navel; I'm full-blooded - I bought it from a veteran!

  Lila French : [laughing]  Oh, David! You're impossible!

  Lila French : Uh-uh. You just have to get to know me.

  Lila French : Maybe I better.