Convoy (1978)

Ernest Borgnine: Dirty Lyle, Lyle Wallace

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself!

  Rubber Duck : That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : [On the CB]  Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, officer Lyle Wallace calling Rubber Jerk in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!

  Rubber Duck : Please don't be using that kind of language on the air, Lyle. Especially don't be using it regarding my beautiful black truck. Over.

  Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : That thing you call a truck is the worst pile of garbage I ever had the misfortune of writing a citation on.

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.

  Rubber Duck : Well piss on ya, and piss on your law.

• Rubber Duck : [On meeting Lyle Wallace]  Jesus Christ.

  Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : Hello, R.D.

  Rubber Duck : Boys, this is the Papa Bear.

• Rubber Duck : How much is it, Lyle?

  Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : Fifty. Each.

  Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen' : You rob me, bastard.

  Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : Sixty.

  Rubber Duck : Hey, take it easy, this ain't an auction, man.

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : I'm doing my job. Keeping my part of the highway safe.

  Spider Mike : Yeah, well you keep it safe in that ditch somewhere feeding flies.

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : Listen, I'm gonna have the State Police in on this. And when we do, we're gonna lunch on your ass, you son of a bitch!

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : I'm on the trail of a convoy of runaway truckers. And they're being led by a man called Rubber Duck. I suspect that they'll be crossing your state line pretty quick.

• Rubber Duck : Take a look at yourself. You're just a broke-down old bribe-takin' piece of meanness. You tell me, old man. What good are you?

  Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : I am the law! Don't you understand? I represent the law!

• Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth : Boy, you sure are one dumb black son of a bitch!