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3/10
Death should not be this funny...
planktonrules15 November 2015
In the 1970s, Irwin Allen had a string of hits using the same formula. He'd hire a bunch of A-list actors to appear in his films as 'guest stars' and then put them in the middle of some disaster such as an earthquake, shipwreck or a giant fire. While these films were pretty mindless and silly, they made lots of money...until "The Swarm". In contrast to his previous films, "The Swarm" kept the public away in (dare I say) swarms. It lost many millions--so much that Allen stopped making these mega-budgeted movies*. Frankly, this wasn't such a bad thing as the noted producer/director had simply gone to the well one time too many and the public was sick of these sort of pictures. Still, you have to wonder if despite all this, is "The Swarm" a decent film? Read on....

When the film begins, a variety of bee-induced accidents occur. When a top beeologist (or whatever you call them) tries to help, Dr. Crane (Michael Caine) is treated like dirt by the military, particularly General Slater (Richard Widmark). Grudgingly, they allow him to help but what can they do with some seriously nastified Africanized bees?! Not much--at least for much of the film, as you see tons of folks being attacked by these nasty bugs. Time and again, folks writhe about with bees or stunt bees buzzing about them.

Technically speaking, this film really isn't much different from other Allen mega-pictures. The characters are shallow and underdeveloped and writing is certainly NOT a strong point in the film. What sets this one apart is the bee attacks. While Allen and his staff tried hard to make it look realistic, watching famous and respected actors writhing about and thrashing as they're supposedly being killed by bees is unintentionally hilarious! Seeing someone burned to death in "The Towering Inferno" or drowning in "The Poseidon Adventure" isn't funny and really couldn't be. That is the main difference between "The Swarm" and previous Allen epics. Seeing Olivia de Havilland (one of my favorite actresses) moaning is funny! How often can you see super- famous Oscar-winning actress embarrass herself like this?! And don't just blame her...lots of other very respected actors appear in this silly film. However, the funniest acting is by the extras--as folks being attacked by bees invariably drive into walls (and explode), run about screaming as they're engulfed in flames and generally just run amok!!

"The Official Razzie Movie Guide" listed this film in their book of biggest mistakes in Hollywood history. Given that their list is heavy on the films of the last 40 years and how much money the film lost, I think it's a reasonable inclusion. But this does not mean its a horrible film--far worse have been made over the years. But few lost as much money as this one did and made bigger fools of a bunch of famous actors.

*Allen did make "Beyond the Poseidon Adventure" a few years after this film but with many more B-listers in the film and a budget a tiny fraction of "The Swarm".
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3/10
Absurd, Long, Boring and Flawed Story With Awful Characters
claudio_carvalho13 October 2006
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A swarm of African killer bees attacks an Air Force base in Texas, then the small town of Marysville and later Houston. A team of scientists, leaded by the arrogant Dr. Bradford Crane (Michael Caine), tries to find an antidote and an effective way of destroying the lethal swarm against the military command advice, that wants to restrain the area.

"The Swarm" is one of the most absurd, long, boring and flawed story with awful characters that I have ever seen. The annoying Dr. Crane, for example, is arrogant, does not show any education or respect for the others, takes very bad decisions, and hangs around with the gorgeous Capt. Helena Anderson, performed by Katharine Ross, instead of being in the base where he is in charge of the whole operation. The silly teenager Paul is responsible for the death of more than two hundred persons and is patronized by Crane and without any further consequences but his moralist death. General Thalius Slater, performed by Richard Widmark, behaves like a puppet in the hands of Crane and has terrible lines. And the senior triangle of love? What is the point? The train wagons exploding and on fire is one of the most ridiculous scenes I have ever seen. How could they explode and burn? It was imperative that the nuclear power plant should not shutdown, therefore why Dr. Hubbard did not ask the operators to wear protective clothing while working in the plant? How can Dr. Walter Krim, the man in charge of finding an antidote of the sting, be the subject of his experiment? The final solution with the tune of the alarm sound attracting the bees to the ocean completes this shameful flick that wastes an excellent cast. My vote is three.

Title (Brazil):"O Enxame" ("The Swarm")
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3/10
Houston, We've Got A Problem
bkoganbing20 September 2007
The Swarm was one of Irwin Allen's later disaster films where he was forever trying to top what he did in The Towering Inferno. In fact he creates something of an inferno in this film.

African killer bees have arrived in the USA and are proving to be most hardy creatures. Their calling card to the United States is to invade a top secret missile silo in Texas and kill nearly all the personnel stationed there. That's how the film opens up with General Richard Widmark arriving to investigate and coincidentally finding Michael Caine, renowned entomologist there as well.

To make up for the lousy script, both Widmark and Caine take turns shouting at each other throughout the film. Maybe Widmark is jealous because Caine's got lovely Katherine Ross at his side. Anyway they are three of a whole bunch of film names that signed on for this disaster film, took their paychecks and ran.

I remember on the old Dobie Gillis television series, Bob Denver's character Maynard G. Krebs was forever talking about going back to see his favorite film, The Monster That Devoured Cleveland. In this film Richard Widmark is the monster who set fire to Houston after the bees decide to make Houston their home. Actually he was partially on track in how to ultimately fight them.

The Swarm marked the farewell performance of Fred MacMurray. He, Ben Johnson and Olivia DeHavilland have a senior citizen romance thing going as citizens of the small town of Marysville Texas. The bees come there because they are having their annual flower festival. Couldn't resist that if you're a bee.

For fans of disaster films and stargazers only. By the way, does anyone else think Michael Caine sounds an awful lot like the Geico Gecko?
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I never thought it would be the bees. They've always been our friends.
disgruntella25 January 2003
Michael Caine should have got his Oscar for uttering that line.

I was actually scared by this movie on TV when I was young because of the scene of the children being "swarmed" at recess. Yet a quarter of a century later, I had to get the DVD because this is one movie guaranteed to cheer me up. It's all been said in other comments - cheese, camp, so bad it's good. Ed Wood would be proud.

The scenes between Caine's scientist and Widmark's general are all classics. The icing on the cake is the two scenes with Slim Pickens. And the debate between Caine and Chamberlain over whether the bees should be called African or Brazilian. By the way, why does Richard Chamberlain look like he's on a break from a touring company of Victor/Victoria?

One plus of the DVD version is a half hour behind the scenes feature: "Inside the Swarm". You get to see several of the actors talk with utmost sincerity (and straight faces!) about the "real" dangers of killer bees.

The folks who wrote "Airplane!" couldn't even make a parody of this -- it's already hysterical.
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1/10
Michael "Paycheck" Caine strikes again!
bensonmum26 February 2006
As a point of reference, I don't rate every other movie I see a 1/10. Of the 1,005 movies I've bothered to rate over the past few years, I've only given 20 of them a 1/10. It takes a "special" movie can join the ranks of Prime Evil, The Creeping Terror, and Curse of the Swamp Creature. The Swarm is one of those "special" movies. Watching The Swarm is something of an endurance test. At one point, I felt like I had been sitting and watching for days. I checked the counter and discovered I had only seen 76 minutes - I still had another 80 minutes left to go.

So what went wrong? In a word - everything. As I've already indicated, The Swarm is dull and tedious. If I'm ever forced to watch this movie again, I can only hope it's the 116 minute version and not the 156 minute director's cut. In addition, the characters do and say the most unrealistic things. Take the movies supposed hero played by Michael Caine and the General played by Richard Widmark. Every conversation these two have is full of absolute nonsense and done in volumes usually reserved for football games. The fact that these two NEVER attempt to work together to accomplish anything is ridiculous. Or, take the fact that Caine's character, who has been appointed by the White House to head up the operation, spends more time tracking down a 10 year-old runaway than he does finding a solution to the bee problem. Unrealistic. The Swarm also features a couple of the most inane love story subplots I've seen. The first features Caine and Katharine Ross who never seem to get beyond admitting they "like" each other. How old are these people? 12? The second is the senior citizen love triangle that goes nowhere and has no real purpose. It's like watching a bad episode of "The Love Boat". Finally, some of the acting is downright atrocious. Caine and Ross are good actors when given decent material. But in The Swarm, Caine appears to be in it solely for the paycheck and Ross acts as if she realizes how bad it is and just wants out.

Picking the negatives out of The Swarm is like shooting fish in a barrel - it's impossible to miss. And I haven't even discussed the plot - killer African bees threaten the Southwest. Not a bad idea, but the execution in The Swarm is the worst.
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2/10
The Swarm
Scarecrow-886 March 2015
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Awful, awful, awful "killer insect" film from Irwin Allen who hires names from the past just so that the potential of putting ass in seats, but that certainly didn't happen.

Overlong (this should have been 90 minutes tops), with subplots that should never have been added to begin with (geriatric love triangle between Suthun-voiced Olivia De Havilland, retired "master mechanic" Ben Johnson, and store clerk Fred MacMurray which ends with all of them dying in a train disaster! Patty Duke is pregnant and has her baby. County "water control" Slim Pickins crying over the body of his soldier son, getting access inside the military base after threatening to cut off the water! A little boy who watches his parents die, drives their car into the nearest town, sees a hallucination of a giant bee that Michael Caine successfully helps him free himself from, later returning with some boyhood friends to hurl Molotov cocktails at a tree containing the swarm!). Michael Caine just shows up at the military outpost and is provided carte blanche by the President of the United States much to military man, Richard Widmark's chagrin. He declares himself an entomologist, and his credentials are later confirmed. So Henry Fonda (the best bit of casting this film has going for it) and Richard Chamberlain (absolutely wasted) are brought in as important scientists to either find a cure for the bees or to kill them. Caine gets a love interest in Katherine Ross (a military doc), but they register zilch in chemistry. The movie spends plenty of time showing this black mass representing the swarm in the sky but this isn't the least bit scary. Slow motion attacks on people is more laughable in its presentation than convincing as a horror in motion. Allen loves to blow everything up or set it on fire. Houston in flames thanks to the moronic use of blow torches by men in white suits and helmets who seem to just aim at anything including their fellow man! Finally, it is discovered that the Africans (the term for the African bees!) are drawn to a type of alarm that sounded by the military installation attacked at the beginning of the film. Caine and Ross (of course), miraculously escape Houston unharmed despite everybody else bites the dust, and get back to the Texas base, working on a payload carrying horns sounding off the same alarm that drew the bees in the first place. Missiles drop and KABOOM! A nice fire cloud in the background as Caine and Rose hug each other tight. This is as terrible as most tell you. It is truly sad some good actors are attached to it, but disaster films often occupied old Hollywood veterans in key roles to draw audiences. In this film's case, people fortunately didn't waste their time watching this drivel. De Havilland with her Southern accent is rather humorous, and the old timers out to gain her hand are ditched like toilet paper after a trip to the bathroom which left wondering why on earth they were in this film at all besides their recognizable names in the cast. Widmark and Caine often scream at each other for no reason; all I could guess was there seem to be this need to pit military against scientists which might explain their unnecessary animosity. Jose Ferrer's casting left me baffled: Irwin Allen's cousin's brother's uncle could have played this throwaway part. Also given parts are Cameron Mitchell as a military sergeant who receives news from the Pentagon and transfers information back and forth to the Texas military base, Lee Grant (her role is meaningless) as a reporter who shows news reports of the Texas town disaster where 200 locals perish due to a killer bee attack, and Bradford Dillman as Widmark's second he orders around.

Overcrowded and yet absurdly plotted, The Swarm deserves its rotten reputation. Sadly this was MacMurray's final film…maybe after this disaster he felt the need to call it quits! Fonda using himself as a guinea pig with no one else in the lab while injecting himself with an experimental serum makes no sense! He injects himself with the venom and has trouble reaching the anti-toxin vial!
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2/10
A disaster of a movie but not the kind of disaster they intended
jjnxn-110 October 2013
A disaster of a movie but not the kind of disaster the film makers intended. Just awful movie with inept "special" effects and a host of usually fine actors giving atrocious performances. Katharine Ross in particular is terrible, beyond wooden to positively inert but Caine is hardly better. The only one who is seemingly trying to earn his paycheck is Richard Widmark who gives his all while surrounded by bored costars. Although who can blame them with a script that stinks like year old cheese. Let's hope they were well paid. Do yourself a favor and don't watch. If you have to see a bee disaster movie seek out "Killer Bees" a TV movie with Gloria Swanson and Kate Jackson which at least is entertaining.
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5/10
Mutant African Killer Bees!
Uriah4330 March 2016
This movie begins with a small squad of armed airmen clothed in chemical protective gear cautiously entering a small Air Force substation near the town of Marysville, Texas. Upon their initial investigation they find several dead bodies and an unauthorized civilian named "Brad Crane" (Michael Caine) on the premises. It soon turns out that Brad Crane is a world famous etymologist who believes that billions of mutant African killer bees are responsible for the deaths of these airmen. Not long afterward the search party subsequently finds a medical doctor by the name of "Captain Helena Anderson" (Katherine Ross) who was hiding in a sealed room and she reports that there are a handful of wounded airmen with her in need of serious medical treatment due to bee stings. This report validates what Brad Crane has told them and as more reports come in about deaths related to these swarms of African killer bees. In no time the military turns over all of the resources they have to him but even with the excellent team of scientists that Brad Crane manages to obtain the situation soon becomes even more perilous. Now rather than reveal any more of this movie I will just say that this was much better than a similar film by the name of "The Bees" which was made during the same year. For starters, the director (Irwin Allen) made good use of the CGI technology available at the time which certainly helped to some degree. Likewise, he also managed to assemble an all-star cast as well. Additionally, unlike the previously mentioned film of the same year, the ending wasn't nearly as ridiculous. In short, although this movie has its faults and certainly won't appeal to everyone, I found it somewhat entertaining and I have rated it accordingly. Average.
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4/10
Really bad script.
sudiniup29 June 2022
A good example high caliber actors honoring their commitment to do their best in a poorly written movie.

They must have sensed from the second day of shooting what a mess they were involved in, but they kept going and finished the job. That is admirable.
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6/10
Great fun, depending on which version you see...
Libretio25 March 2005
THE SWARM

Aspect ratio: 2.39:1 (Panavision)

Sound format: 4-track magnetic stereo

A swarm of African killer bees rampage across America's south-west before descending on Houston, destroying everything in their path.

Contrary to popular opinion, THE SWARM is not the worst movie ever made, and anyone who says otherwise clearly hasn't seen the collected works of Jesùs Franco, Andy Milligan or Woody Allen (just kidding!). Representing the last gasp of the disaster cycle inaugurated by Ross Hunter's big-time adaptation of Arthur Hailey's AIRPORT (1969) and further popularized by the likes of THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (1972) and THE TOWERING INFERNO (1974) - the latter a bona fide Hollywood classic - THE SWARM encapsulates director Irwin Allen's basic commercial ethos: Big stars, big set-pieces, and big drama.

Taking its cue from previous small-scale entries like THE DEADLY BEES (1966) and TERROR OUT OF THE SKY (1978), Allen's old-fashioned monster movie revels in the destruction of towns, trains, nuclear power plants and the reputations of numerous high-profile actors. However, Stirling Silliphant's script is so hokey, it's difficult to believe he wasn't poking inglorious fun at the entire project: Michael Caine is so obviously miscast (as a 'brilliant' entomologist), and so clearly contemptuous of the material, his expression never changes throughout the entire film, though co-star Richard Widmark gives it everything he's got as a gruff military type who's eager to quell the threat by bombing everything in sight. Henry Fonda rises above the fray as a dedicated immunologist, and Slim Pickens is quietly dignified as a bereaved father, while Olivia De Havilland forms the centerpiece of a gentle romantic subplot (she's courted by Fred MacMurray and Ben Johnson). Richard Chamberlain, Lee Grant, Jose Ferrer, Bradford Dillman and Patty Duke Astin are featured in supporting roles alongside leading lady Katharine Ross, who seems particularly embarrassed by her ridiculous dialogue (get a load of her hysterical reaction to the death of a sympathetic younger character - if you lean forward, you can almost *smell* the ham!).

The film exists in two separate versions: The 116 minute theatrical print, and an expanded 'director's cut' running 155 minutes which pads the narrative with pointless dialogue exchanges, turning a tightly constructed disaster thriller into an endless yak-fest. Stick with the original.
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1/10
While I didn't get my rental money's worth... I certainly got a good laugh out of it!
Aussie Stud12 June 2001
I saw this movie a long time ago when I was little. All I remember were some bees that attack some town and that people were running around screaming trying to seek cover indoors.

I also remembered that it was called "The Swarm".

Now that I'm all grown up, I thought I might try to hunt that little movie down at the video store and watch it again. I located the video on the bottom shelf in the "Action" section of the video store. The cover had long been faded, but I recognised the "boxed" faces of Olivia, Henry, Fred, Richard, Michael and Katharine below big red letters that read "The Swarm". The first thing I thought was, "Wow! I don't remember all these actors being in this!" The second thing I thought was, "Wow! I can finally watch this again and appreciate all the new things I missed out on when I was a naive young little boy!"

Oh boy, was I in for a surprise!

When I put the video cassette in my VCR, some fool had forgotten to rewind it. As I rewound the film, I thought to myself, "How dare he treat this classic with such disrespect!" When the movie started, the opening titles boomed the names of Oscar winning stars and well-known faces to both the silver screen and the television screen. After I recognised about twelve names in secession of each other, I thought I was about to witness a lost film of epic proportions.

Unfortunately, I sat through about 2 and a half hours of bad acting, bad scriptwriting and EXTREMELY bad special effects. What looked like stock footage of a swarm of bees placed onto a film of people running around trying to look scared turned out to be something that made me feel like an idiot. Most disaster films have some sort of a background plotline running through it. In this film, it was about some ridiculous love triangle going on between Olivia De Havilland, Ben Johnson and Fred MacMurray. They bicker whilst preparing for the town festivities. They bicker while the bees attack them. They bicker on the trail as it derails and plunges into a fiery explosion. In what may have been one of Olivia's finest performances (closely behind "Lady In A Cage"), she spends one scene shouting into the school P.A. system, "There is a swarm of bees heading this way!" I kept hoping that the camera would catch a small smirk on her face while she said it, but she looked all too serious.

Henry Fonda makes a 2 minute cameo appearance in a wheelchair predicting where and when the bees will attack next. Richard Widmark plays a megalomaniacal military officer who thinks that the best way to erradicate the "bee problem" is to hose them with fire (!!). Michael Caine and Katharine Ross spend a good part of the movie racing around trying to either catch up with the bees or run away from them. I'm not sure that they could make up their minds half the time as to what they were supposed to be doing. The rest of the supporting cast spend their precious four minutes on screen running around screaming and flailing their arms in the air as the stock footage of bees swarm around them.

Richard Chamberlain turns in one of his most campiest performances to date. His grand finale is in a nuclear power plant that explodes with about as much excitement and authenticity as an episode of "Thunderbirds".

The screen extras were basically paid to scream one line only, "The bees are coming!... The bees are coming!".

When the credits finally rolled,(and my eyes finally stopped), I hit the eject button on my VCR, drove tight-lipped and pale-faced and returned the movie to the video store. The only understanding I got out of renting this movie was why the previous viewer before me never rewound the movie.

If you want to see a movie where Oscar winners and much-cherished film veterans drive a stake through their movie careers and announce either their retirement from the industry on the spot or on this planet altogether, then you should rent this movie.

If you want to have a good laugh - forget this movie. Rent "Dawn of the Dead" instead. At least the zombies had more life in that movie.

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8/10
Not as bad as people say it is
Wailmer199013 August 2007
Saying that The Swarm is a disaster of a disaster movie would be a slap in the face to the 'Master of Disaster', Irwin Allen. True, is does seem a bit hokey in its approach of displaying the killer bees. However, it does play on the fear of bees (this film is DEFINITELY NOT for those who have the deathly fear of bees)rather well. It doesn't always work, but it's still pretty good. A true highlight is Jerry Goldsmith's score. You don't have to see the movie to hear his score. The score is truly one of his best, in my opinion. The cast reads like a Who's Who in cinema of the 60's and 70's. Out of the many seen in the movie, Richard Widmark, Katharine Ross, Michael Caine, and Henry Fonda truly stand out. By the way, this was Fred MacMurray's final film. Though mainly ignored when it debuted in 1978, it has now achieved somewhat of a cult status.
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7/10
To Bee Or Not To Bee...
Uffe-1328 November 2000
Highly enjoyable (and very expensive) flop from Irwin Allen, the Master of Disaster. Michael Caine, with help from a bunch of other famous actors, fight against a huge swarm of African killer bees and almost destroy the entire city of Houston in the progress. Try to get hold of the longer version (about half an hour longer than the original), which contain more drama and longer action scenes. Considered a turkey among most critics, but this film is far better than many recent box-office hits. Note that the local cinema is showing "The Towering Inferno".
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1/10
Irwin Allen's worst
doctardis23 April 2005
I remember very well paying money to see this movie. I love bad campy movies, but this is really bad. I remember looking at my watch a lot during this one. I also remember when one character says something like "what can kill them?" some joker in the audience said show them this movie. It was the only truly entertaining part of this film. I love almost everything Irwin Allen has ever done, but not this. The movie is about a swarm of bees that for some reason goes around stinging people to death. You find out what causes them to do so at the end of the movie. The cast of the movie is amazing. Henry Fonda, Michael Caine, etc. This movie has more Oscar winners then most, but it does not do any good.
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Once To The Well Too Much, Irwin
Eric-62-216 August 1999
Irwin Allen's first two disaster movies, "The Poseidon Adventure" and "The Towering Inferno" worked as above average productions because there always seemed to be one foot in the ground of pseudo-reality that made you feel compelled by what you saw. But more importantly, Allen had competent directors like Ronald Neame and John Guillermin handling the actors and the end-result usually produced good performances, considering the material (especially Steve McQueen in "Inferno.") Unfortunately, with "The Swarm" Allen went to the well once too much and served up a more outlandish kind of disaster story, and to complicate matters further he took over the director's chores himself and boy does it show. There is literally no coherent story structure at all in this film, and the all-star cast is uniformly bad from top to bottom. What was Allen thinking with that pointless love-triangle plot involving the over-the-hill gang of Fred MacMurray, Ben Johnson and Olivia de Havilland? Did he really expect people to take seriously lines like "The bees have always been our friends!" or "Attention, a swarm of killer bees is coming this way!" This is the kind of movie that might have worked as a short, low-budget B/W flick in the 50s (okay, a "B" movie, no pun intended) but as a follow-up to solid efforts like "The Poseidon Adventure" and "The Towering Inferno" this film is only good from a silly camp standpoint.
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2/10
Good Actors Do Not A Good Movie Make
STMyles12 February 2003
I just ran across The Swarm on cable TV and sat watching in horror, not because of the killer bees but because of the incredibly wooden acting by an all-star cast! This flick shows that a bad plot, bad script, and bad directing can produce bad performances from Oscar winners like Henry Fonda and Michael Caine. Like the Jaws sequel he so often mentions, I hope Caine bought himself something nice with the proceeds of this clunker. Katherine Ross holds a special place in my heart because I met her on the set of The Hellfighters in 1968 (a movie that really WAS made in Houston) but it was painful to watch her plod through this one.

As for the special effects, The Swarm was made in the era of Star Wars with none of George Lucas' magic. The train scenes are particularly pathetic. My own HO model railroad was more realistic! Irwin Allen should have been ashamed of himself.
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1/10
"Bees! Bees! They're all around us! Bees! Bees!"
moonspinner5515 October 2006
Killer bees attack residents in a small town preparing for a flower festival. Fred MacMurray begs Olivia de Havilland to marry him and she looks to the heavens with a glowing, "Oh, how lucky I am!" (they both perish.) When the train--packed full of stock characters--derailed, the theater audience I saw this with actually cheered; too bad producer Irwin Allen wasn't aboard. This film ranks right up there with Allen's "When Time Ran Out...", still to this day the reigning champ of bad cinema. The special effects are actually very good, but the script is so lame and the direction so stilted that the results are not uneven so much as they are unintentionally funny. B-grade actors like Richard Chamberlain must've been mighty grateful for Irwin Allen's disaster films (and the chance to work in big-budget productions), but that's no excuse for Michael Caine's limp appearance. Had Mel Brooks put his name on it, "The Swarm" might have been the top comedy of its year. NO STARS from ****
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4/10
Below average catastrophe movie, badly produced and directed by Irwin Allen
ma-cortes20 May 2019
Lousy catastrophe movie by usual Irwin Allen with ordinary big actors and embarrassing filmmaking. Michael Caine plays a scientist fends off a swarm along with Katharine Ross . It is a swarm of killer bees causing death, destruction and wreak havoc. While the military high staff : Richard Widmark, Bradford Dillman, Cameron Mitchell attempt to take extreme measures. Later on, the feared swarm attacking Houston . Monsters by the millions - and they're all for real! This is more than a movie. It's a prediction! The most terrifying thing about THE SWARM is that it is based on Fact: It exists. Fact: It has awesome destructive power. Fact: We don't know how to stop it. It is more than speculation... it is a prediction! ...is here!

Low-brow insect movie with absurd script, primitive effects and average acting. This is a failed and boring catastrophe movie that even a wasted all-star cast cannot save .Disastrous catastrophe movie in which lacks characterization , being an immense bore . Silly screenplay by the prestigious Stirling Silliphant who was presumably well paid . Ridiculous and absurd FX, in fact the bees are really just black spots painted on the movie . This formula intrigue movie belongs to catastrophe genre of the 70s , being the undisputed king , ¨The towering inferno¨ along with ¨Earthquake¨ , ¨Two minutes warning¨ and many others ; this formula disaster movie was widely developed by Irwin Allen , previously winner of numerous Oscars for ¨Poseidon¨ until the failures as ¨Beyond Poseidon¨, ¨Swarm¨ and ¨When the time ran out¨ , retitled ¨Earth's final fury¨ . Filmed at the height of the disaster genre from the 7os , this entry in the spectacular series profits of an all-star though really wasted and a suspenseful final that takes place at the ocean . It is really a B movie on bees, but it is still better than "The Bees" film. However, the main and support cast are very good but extremely wasted, giving mediocre performances such as : Michael Caine Richard Widmark, Richard Chamberlain, Henry Fonda, Ben Johnson, Olivia De Havilland, Fred McMurray , Patty Duke Astin , Slim Pickens , Bradford Dillman , Alejandro Rey , Don 'Red' Barry and many others.

Atmospheric photography in Panavision by Fred J. Koenekamp . Intriguing and thrilling score by Jerry Goldsmith in his usual style . This big-budgeted disaster movie was badly directed by Irwin Allen ; this was his big flop . It was the ¨Swam Sing¨ by Irwin Allen, a great producer and director that financed several disaster movies . Rating : 3.5/10 . Inferior disaster movie and bottom of barrel.
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1/10
Don't you understand? The killer bees are coming!
counterrevolutionary29 December 2002
Like many films in the "killer animal" subgenre, THE SWARM ignores many of the plain facts about its alleged subjects. For example, Africanized "killer" bees are no more venomous than ordinary (European) bees: they are more easily stirred up, remain angry longer, and attack in greater numbers; but one-on-one, a bee is a bee (tee-hee, tee-hee/and no one can talk to a bee but me--hmmm, I have an idea for a TV sitcom). Also, swarming bees, having no hive to defend, are actually quite docile.

Unlike most films in any genre, THE SWARM ignores one fact that *everyone in the entire world* knows: bees die when they sting. Of course, it pretty much has to ignore that fact, because it makes the events of the film completely impossible.

The fact that a bee's sting remains in the wound (continuing to pump venom) when the bee is dislodged is a brilliant adaptation: it permits a single bee to do much more damage than it would otherwise be able to. And the death of a single bee (or a dozen, or a hundred, or a thousand) is far better than permitting the hive to be destroyed or seriously damaged.

However, it also means that "going on offense" is a very poor survival strategy for a bee colony. What possible motive could a bee colony have for launching unprovoked attacks on humanity, when such an attack would be suicide for every bee which stung?

For most people, this hideous piece of moronitude is likely to be one of the least-annoying aspects of THE SWARM. Michael Caine's awful performance, the idiotic script, the embarrassment of the great Richard Widmark, the laughable special effects, and the horrible geriatric love triangle are even worse.

If you're an Ed Wood fan--if you can sit through *Battlefield Earth*--if *Can't Stop the Music* doesn't make you gouge your eyes out with your fingers--you may enjoy this film. Otherwise, flee from its presence as if your sanity depended upon it.

And remember: there is no *bee* in this room!
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5/10
Believe me, when I say this; this movie will never get a hive five! This honey cone movie is not sweet!
ironhorse_iv5 January 2016
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Adapted from a novel of the same name by Arthur Herzog, this science fiction monster horror film directed by Irwin Allen AKA the Master of Disaster, didn't have the buzz, it thought it should had been given when it was release in 1978. The film was a notorious box office bomb upon its release, barely making it two weeks in theaters. It's pretty clear, to say, with that fact, honey; that this 'Bee-list" horror movie wasn't Queen B, at all! Without spoiling the movie too much, I have to say, it was really nice to see, that they were able to find thousands & thousands of real life European honey bees, as shoes-in, for the dangerous real life, African honey bees swarm. It really gave the film, its look. I also love how the bees were manage for the most part of the film, throughout the film. It must had been a huge challenge for production to find several bee keepers who had bees that had their stingers off. I heard that about 800,000 bees were "de-stung" for the close-ups and medium shots filmed with human actors by incapacitating the insects in freezing temperatures. While, most of the 'de-stung', however, some of them, were somewhat missed; so they had to doctors with allergic medicine, just in case. I also love the production story of main actor, Michael Caine eating bee poop, after mistaking it for honey. It must had been very hilarious at the time. However, contrary to popular belief, regarding the bees. Most bees don't really sting, much people, unless they have to. If they do, the bees mostly likely will die as well. This science fact was really missing from the film. Another myth about Africanized bees, is that they're super aggressive. Unlike the over-the-top bees depicted in the film that seem to attack everything, from everywhere by roaming, the real-life African bees are local to the hive. The reason, why is because the banana-scented pheromone which give signals to other bees to attack would be, too weak, the farer, it gets from the main hive. Most bees can only go as far, as ¼ miles from their main source; unless, the bees feel like migrate as part of a seasonal response to lowered food supply or likely to "abscond" in response of deep stress. Seeing how the movie takes place in Texas, I really doubt, they will move as much, due to the extremely dry late summers & harsh winters that state has. In my opinion, the plot would actually have made a lot more sense had it involved wasps rather than bees. Still, seeing these deeply disturbed bees take out, passenger trains, helicopters, and nuclear power plants is bit too unrealistic and ludicrous for even me to take serious; despite how cool, it might seem. Another mistake, this movie made about the bees, is the venom. Africanized honeybee venom is not more painful or voluminous than normal honeybee venom. It wouldn't make you, hallucinate giant insects or any nonsense like that. The only way, to truly die from them, is to be deeply allergic to bees, or to be, total cover, by them. Not only is, the logic behind the science of the bee, seem to be kinda lacking in this film, but the logic by the supposedly on-screen scientist, as well. Dr. Bradford Crane (Michael Caine), is a total moron. Not only, does he repeatedly endangers countless lives in favor of the environment; but he gives in, to a lot of stupid idea that cause many people to die. By the way, setting the ocean on fire using oil is not environment friendly, Crane! I also hate the fact, that he waste time, trying to hook up with Dr. Helena Anderson (Katharine Ross), rather than saving people. Are we're supposed to cheer for him!? I'm not! Anyways, as much as I love Michael Caine as an actor. His character was too annoying. I don't blame Caine for this film failure. He did what he can. I blame, screenwriter Stirling Silliphant for the film direction. This movie has way too many side characters. Yes, it's nice to see certain celebs like Henry Fonda, José Ferrer, Richard Chamberlain, Olivia de Havilland, Ben Johnson, Fred MacMurray, and Bradford Dillman in the film, but some of them, could had been cut. I hate the fact, that most of them, don't really push the plot, forward. When, they do, it doesn't make any sense, like how the teenager, Paul Durant (Christian Juttner) went back to the hive to taunt the bees, after seeing his parent die. Wasn't a minute ago, he was still hallucinating about giant insects attacking him!? It doesn't make sense. Anyways, the filmmakers really focus way too much on, the characters normal lives than the bee attack concept. Some good examples are the pregnancy angle and the love triangle; which goes nowhere. It's clear, by the writing, that most of them hardly have any pay-off. At least, 3 side characters as far as we know of, seem to just vanish from the movie without any explanation of their fates. What a disaster! This is not how you make a disaster movie with a big cast. I'm deeply disappointing on how lack-lusting, most of these supporting characters are. Another problem with the film is the length. The film is not well paced for a simple plot about killer bees. There was really no reason for this film to be, 116 minutes for the normal theater cut & 156 minutes for the extended DVD cut! That's way too long! The movie's effects are also not that good. Model trains and planes blowing up. Day for night shots & matte painting, make this film, somewhat dated. Even terms like calling the bees 'Africans' seem a bit awkward to watch. Overall: This killer bee invasion movie is not a great watch, but not too bad. It's just below standards
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7/10
Good B-Movie Bee Movie
nogimmicks16 September 2003
The subject line says it all: this is a B-Movie about, well, bees. Sorry about the pun! Despite the big budget and big cast, this essentially is an old 1950's style B-Movie, and in that way it works very well as a guilty pleasure. Mixing together the cliched concepts of both a creature feature with a 70's disaster epic, what The Swarm ends up as is not quite exactly either one, but certainly a good part of both. The effects are good but not great, some of the performances are pretty good (Richard Widmark I thought played Slater very well), and it kept my interest for its entire (extended) running time. This one is worth checking out if you are a fan of Irwin Allen, bug movies, or 70s-style monster movies.
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2/10
The Bees should have dealt with producers & co
gill-844 September 2006
Absolute zero B movie with military fire power killing off whatever is left of a plot, containing a storyline which derails many a times during a gruelling length of 2.5 hours! I haven't seen the shorter cinema-version; maybe Michael Cane speaks and acts a bit faster in that one. I have this distinct feeling that some funding by the USA Army & Navy might have influenced some of the editing, but that's just a guess ;-) Michael Cane, Katherine Ross, Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Richard Chamberlain, Olivia de Havilland, José Ferrer, Slim Pickens and specially trained Bees! Beyond comprehension how all this talent and effort was wasted on this disaster of a movie - who talked them into it?
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10/10
one of the greatest killer bees movies i have ever seen!!!!
mystflexagon11 April 2005
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You don't think this is a good movie? How about this...Micheal Caine vs. a huge swarm of deadly African KILLER BEES! Yeah, you get the picture. It's that good! If you don't like the original version Alfie like me, this is exactly what you want. Imagine if Alfie had to deal with his relationship troubles while BATTLING KILLER BEES! A mighty 10 out of 10 from this Killer Bee movie buff...

A little note of trivia, Mr. Caine was eventually playing Austin Power's father. When you think about it, it's kind of creepy that years later he would be playing the father to the man who says "Oh, Bee-Have"...
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6/10
A lot of fun
Leofwine_draca20 September 2018
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THE SWARM is the first of Irwin Allen's big-budget disaster movie flops, not surprising really when you consider the premise: Earth itself threatened by a deadly swarm of mutant African killer bees! Yes, it's a thoroughly preposterous kind of set-up, yet if you're a fan of cheesy movies and disaster movies in particular, like me, then the whole thing is rather irresistable. Allen follows the template set by the likes of EARTHQUAKE with big action set-pieces interspersed with character relationship melodrama, although it's not quite as assured or well worked-out here. Still, an ensemble cast does well to sell the idea, with Michael Caine on top deadpan form and Richard Widmark continuing in his quest to appear in every 1970s film out there. Other fun cast members include Olivia de Havilland, Richard Chamberlain, and of course the great Henry Fonda who stars in perhaps the film's most dramatic moment. Yes, the effects are dated and this is an often laughable viewing experience (especially the hallucinations of the giant bees) but despite being overlong it's also very funny, intentionally or otherwise.
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1/10
So bad it's laughable
studd667 December 2000
The biggest thing that surprised me about 'The Swarm', was seeing great stars in such a pitiful movie. While the idea of killer bees on the rampage sounds exciting, virtually everything in this movie is silly and unbelievable. Ranks right up with 'The Concorde, Airport 79.'
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