Jack Wrangler: Jack Hill

Quotes 

• Pete Campbell : Jack, I've gotta tell you something. I've been dying to tell you about it all week.

  Jack Hill : You rode your bike for the first time without training wheels?

• Jill Hill : Darling, who was that?

  Jack Hill : That was my first obscene phone call. I think we should celebrate.

• Jack Hill : [answering telephone]  Ajax Funeral Parlour! You Stiff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em!

  Second Caller : Hello! Is this Jack the Twat Teaser?

  Jack Hill : Depends on whose twat is being teased.

• Jill Hill : Was that the same girl?

  Jack Hill : No, that was a different one. I wonder where they get my phone number.

  Jill Hill : Probably off the bathroom walls.