The Muppet Movie (1979)
Bruce Kirby: Gate Guard
Quotes
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[first lines]
Statler : I'm Statler.
Waldorf : I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".
Gate Guard : Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.
Statler : Private screening?
Waldorf : Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
[they laugh as their car proceeds forward]