The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)

Michael Constantine: Marv

Quotes 

• Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : [calling over the radio from the room]  Phantom Fox.

  Claire : Uh, Max and I are watching Freddie Uh Two Fingers' Snooker Parlor, and uh I... expect to be murdered any minute. If that should happen, would somebody please contact Alfredo? He does my hair.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Ten-four.

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [over the radio]  Five dames ain't never gonna find no bank. We'll be lucky if they don't get us all killed! If you want me honest opinion, it's a wild duck chase.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Who...

  [grabbing the radio phone and turning to Reverend Hill] 

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : who is that?

  Rev. Michael Hill : [grabs radio phone]  Sounds like Delaney Rafferty. Eh, Blarney Stone... the whole idea is that they'd be less suspicious with women following them.

  Mrs. Rose Rafferty : I know, I know but I can't drive, Reverend. And you'll never recognize Delaney.

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [grabs radio phone from Rose. Delaney is dressed up as a woman]  Don't use my name, I told ya. If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what! Them guys play for keeps!

• Tom : [Tom pours milk into the glass next to Marv's bed where Marv is laying, trying to get some rest. Tom speaks quietly to Reverend Hill]  The doctor said, "Complete rest and quiet for a few days," but you can talk to him.

  [Tom leaves] 

  Rev. Michael Hill : [Reverend Hill has a seat next to Marv's bed]  Hi, Marv. How are you feeling?

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Wonderful.

  Rev. Michael Hill : [Marv's stomach gurgles one time while Reverend Hill is speaking]  Marv, the girls and I were talking and uh, well, they'd like to take another shot at it.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : [Marv faces Reverend Hill]  Reverend, we shot at it, three times. Each time, it was a fiasco.

  [Marv's stomach gurgles again and Marv turns away from Reverend Hill] 

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : My stomach isn't up to it.

  Rev. Michael Hill : Uh, Claire said she'd get a radio for my office at the church.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : It's her money. Get two.

  Rev. Michael Hill : Then I'll tell them it's okay to... continue?

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Tell them anything you want, long as I don't have to hear it, or be there!

  Rev. Michael Hill : Thanks, Marv. Hope you feel better. I'll be in touch.

  [Reverend Hill gets up and leaves the room] 

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Don't bother.

• Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Think about it. Who would suspect a bunch of ding-a-ling dames?

• Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Have any of you ladies ever made a bet with a bookie? Ever played the numbers?

  Mrs. Vicki Sims : No, no. Bingo. We all play Bingo Friday nights.