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Quotes
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Desk Clerk : [on phone with police] Look, this is the real thing this time! There are two crazies running around tearing the place up! I already told you our location! ERRRGH! Well, what are they doing, walking over here? Look, I think they're Iranians!... okay, thanks very much.
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Pee-wee Herman : Hey, you guys look a little familiar to me!
Dwayne 'Red' Mendoza : Hey, you smell kinda familiar.
Pee-wee Herman : Ha, ha, ha. I'm the comedian. I'll tell the jokes, if you don't mind! If you think it's so easy, why don't you come up here and do it?
Gloria's Mom : Yeah, go up there and tell a joke!
Pee-wee Herman : That's right! You come up here and do it!
Dwayne 'Red' Mendoza : Okay!
Chong : Yeah, man!
Pee-wee Herman : Fuck this. I'm going somewhere else. Hey, hey, here!
[gives Red the finger and storms off]