Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)
Dom DeLuise: Doc
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Quotes
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[the gang learns that Charlotte the elephant is pregnant]
Cledus Snow : Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.
Doc : For what?
Cledus Snow : [laughing] For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!
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'Bandit' : [finding out Charlotte's pregnant] Who did it?
Cledus Snow : Don't look at me.
Doc : Probably another elephant.
'Bandit' : I know that, when did it happen?
Doc : Long time ago.
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Doc : Sure, take her in the truck, make the baby go bada-bing, bada-boom, but I'll tell you this, I'm not going to be responsible.
[walks off muttering Italian]
Cledus Snow : [to the Bandit] Don't you understand English? He says you can't be shaking Charlotte around in that truck, she's gonna have a baby!
'Bandit' : We're talking about $400,000, do you understand that? This is our last chance! $400,000!
Cledus Snow : I understand $400,000 and I would like to get my share of $400,000, but I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it.
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Doc : When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant, you no wanna go for a ride, you wanna go WHOOP!