- Marvin the Martian: [after Hugo tries to rock and cuddle him the way he did with Bugs] Desist! Release me at once! I am not now nor have I ever been a robot!
- Hugo: Not a robot, George? Then I shall have to punish you good.
- [first lines]
- Bugs Bunny: Trouble with this world is that everybody's out to get everybody else. I mean, why can't people be more like me? I love everybody.
- Marvin the Martian: Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another Earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, you know, uh, how do you like it?
- Hugo: [holding up his wrist so Bugs can see his watch, which happens to have Marvin on it] Oh George, I'm so happy, I'm the first kid on my block to have a Mickey Martian watch.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, and one last thing, Hugo: I wonder, are you any good at throwing frisbee disks?
- Hugo: Oh, yes, George. I'm the best Frisbee-disk-thrower on my block.
- Bugs Bunny: [pointing to Earth] You see that little planet over there? You think you can hit it from here?
- Hugo: [taking the flying saucer] Oh, yes, George. That's easy as pie.
- [hurls the saucer toward Earth]
- Marvin the Martian: [after landing his saucer on Mars and carrying the sleeping Bugs out] Oh, I can hardly wait till Hugo finds him. Hugo will be so thrilled, he will probably smother him with love.