Time Bandits (1981)

Derek Deadman: Robert

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• Evil : God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

  Robert : Slugs.

  Evil : Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

• Evil : When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.

  Robert : Uh, understanding of what, Master?

  Evil : Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!

• Evil : Suddenly, I feel very, very good.

  Robert : Oh, I'm sorry, Master.

  Evil : No, it'll pass, it'll pass.

• Cartwright : But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?

  [Evil blows him up] 

  Evil : That's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?

  Robert : Because you...

  Evil : Shut up, I'm speaking rhetorically.