Up the Academy (1980)
Ralph Macchio: Chooch
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Quotes
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Ververgaert : [grabbing the bunk below Chooch] You don't wet your bed, do you?
Chooch : [sarcastically] No, I generally just piss over the side.
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Party Guest : Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!
Chooch : [to Leisman] Help yourself sir.
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Ike : Miss Bliss?
Bliss : Did anyone see you MacArthur?
Ike : No Colonel.
Bliss : Good. Now, where were we?
Ike : Here, I think.
Bliss : Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.
Ike : Oh Colonel.
Bliss : Sit on the bed MacArthur.
Ike : Yes ma'am.
Bliss : Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?
Ike : Yes ma'am.
Bliss : You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
Ike : Really?
Bliss : Yeah, but you're different.
Ike : I am?
Bliss : Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
Ike : I know. Wow!
Bliss : So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?
Ike : Yes you do.
Bliss : Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
Ike : Uh.
Bliss : Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
Ike : Uh.
Bliss : That's it. I know you want them!
Chooch : Ike. Are you in here? Shit!
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Chooch : [50:57] That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.
Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?
Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?
Hash : My balls!
Ike : My soul
Oliver : My ass
Ike : Your girl!
Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?
Oliver : No
Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.