Up the Academy (1980)
Wendell Brown: Ike
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Quotes
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Bliss : Oh MacArthur! Oh!
Ike : Colonel. I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
Bliss : Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
Ike : No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
Bliss : Don't you want to meet these guys?
Ike : I would. But my friends are counting on me.
Bliss : Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.
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Ike : Miss Bliss?
Bliss : Did anyone see you MacArthur?
Ike : No Colonel.
Bliss : Good. Now, where were we?
Ike : Here, I think.
Bliss : Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.
Ike : Oh Colonel.
Bliss : Sit on the bed MacArthur.
Ike : Yes ma'am.
Bliss : Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?
Ike : Yes ma'am.
Bliss : You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
Ike : Really?
Bliss : Yeah, but you're different.
Ike : I am?
Bliss : Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
Ike : I know. Wow!
Bliss : So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?
Ike : Yes you do.
Bliss : Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
Ike : Uh.
Bliss : Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
Ike : Uh.
Bliss : That's it. I know you want them!
Chooch : Ike. Are you in here? Shit!
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Ververgaert : [39:22] Go ahead, Oliver. What happened next? Did you take your clothes off or did she?
Oliver : I did
Ververgaert : God damn, all! And then, what? Did you do it on a bed or did you do it on the floor?
Ike : Come on, Ververgaert, lay off! You act like you never made it with a girl before.
Ververgaert : Hey I've had my share of quail
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Chooch : [50:57] That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.
Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?
Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?
Hash : My balls!
Ike : My soul
Oliver : My ass
Ike : Your girl!
Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?
Oliver : No
Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.
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Ike : [19:36] Dear reverend pop. Caught your act on the radio today. I hope the record sales are good. Oh, I also met your friend, the devil. His name is Liceman. And you're right. He is white. I'm sorry about your divorce but I'm looking forward to meeting my new stepmother. I hope she's as friendly as Nubia. Today I auditioned for the soccer team. You should have seen me. Even the coach was astounded. He even said I was a credit to my race.
Coach : [20:02] You're a disgrace to niggers the world over!
Ike : He also said I'm in a class all by myself and shouldn't be on the same field with the others
Coach : Now, get on that bench and write yourself a letter. Cause that's the only letter you're going to get from this academy!
Ike : Yes, sir
Coach : Move it!
Ike : Well, see you on parents' day. your son, Eisenhower