History of the World: Part I (1981)

Ron Carey: Swiftus

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• Comicus : Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...

  Swiftus : How poor are they?

  Comicus : Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!

  [drumbeat, everyone laughs] 

  Comicus : But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

• Swiftus : Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!