History of the World: Part I (1981)
Rudy De Luca: Prehistoric Man, Captain Mucus - The Roman Empire
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Quotes
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Marcus Vindictus : Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
Captain Mucus : I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus : You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
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[while Josephus is hiding among the eunuchs, Caladonia dances erotically in front of them to test them]
Marcus Vindictus : He's a eunuch.
Captain Mucus : Mmm-hmm.
[she moves to another one, dancing harder]
Marcus Vindictus : *He's* a eunuch.
Captain Mucus : Mmm-hmm.
[she moves to a third one, dancing even harder]
Marcus Vindictus : He's *dead!*
Captain Mucus : Hmm.
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Captain Mucus : [stoned] You men go northwest! You men go southwest! I'm gonna walk around right here in a circle.
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[Comicus escapes by kicking Marcus in the groin]
Captain Mucus : Commander, what happened? Where are they?
Marcus Vindictus : [high-pitched voice] Get the horses! Get the chariots! Get the men!
Captain Mucus : Onward!
[the soldiers start to run, but Marcus stops him]
Marcus Vindictus : Get me an ice pack! Hurry!