- Marilyn Jordan: [disbelievingly] There seems to be a lamb in your car.
- Alex Rossignol: [derisively] Yeah... we got him very very... cheap.
- Tirke: [a comatose man has a knife sticking out of his forehead] Isn't this exciting, Marilyn?
- Marilyn Jordan: [stunned] I've never seen anything like it in my entire life.
- Mustapha: ...I think I have a fever.
- Marilyn Jordan: Oh!... You can talk!
- [giggles nervously]
- Alex Rossignol: If he knows what's good for him, he'll shut up.
- [speaks Serbian]
- Marilyn Jordan: Who did this to him?
- Alex Rossignol: His brother.
- Marilyn Jordan: His brother? Why?
- Alex Rossignol: He cheated at cards! He had it coming to him.
- Customs Inspector: You are free to go.
- Marilyn Jordan: [mockingly] I'm free... I'm free to go.
- Customs Inspector: [clears throat] I'm... sorry for the inconvenience...
- Marilyn Jordan: I'm free to go where?
- Customs Inspector: [rolls eyes, gestures to Tirke] And you too.
- Tirke: And my pig?
- Alex Rossignol: It's a Gucci shoe. Any cow with money can buy a Gucci shoe... but this one belongs to the real lady, who has Gucci foot! There is some difference.
- Jimmy Jordan: I read in the papers yesterday about a man in France who entered a snail eating competition.
- [slurps spaghetti]
- Jimmy Jordan: He ate a hundred and seventy-eight snails... and then he dropped dead.
- Grandpa Bill: [mouth full] Only a Frenchman could die like that. I would rather be shot on my 101st birthday... by a jealous husband.
- Martin Jordan: You see, he plans to stay with us another 17 years.
- Grandpa Bill: At least!