Cheers (1982–1993)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd, Self, Woodrow Huckleberry Tiberius Boyd

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• Norm : Morning, everybody!

  Woody : Beer, Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : Little early in the day isn't it, Woody?

  Woody : Little early for a beer?

  Norm : No, for stupid questions.

• Woody : Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

• Woody : Why would an actress leave in the middle of a successful series?

• Woody : Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.

  Norm : I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

• Woody : What's a Freudian Slip?

  Cliff : That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.

• Carla : If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes who would they eat first?

  Woody : Well probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin.

  Cliff : Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself.

• Woody : Boy, Dr. Sternin-Crane having an affair with another guy. This reminds me of a terrible scandal we had back in Hanover, rocked the whole town to its core. Mayor's wife ran off with old Mr. Smithers.

  Frasier : Well, that's not so scandalous, Woody.

  Woody : Well, Mr. Smithers was a goat.

• Norm : [referring to Vera lunching with the wives of his bosses]  She just didn't pass muster.

  Woody : Well maybe she couldn't reach it.

• Diane : Methinks the man does protest too much.

  Woody : Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be "I thinks?"

  Carla : Not in your case, Woody.

• [In regards to Henri, from France] 

  Lilith : Woody, you don't even like this man. He's been bothering you ever since he followed your girlfriend back from Paris, and now you're paying him to photograph you?

  Woody : Well, he just borrows money from me anyway. This way I don't hafta worry about him paying me back.

  Lilith : It's good you worked that out, Woody.

• [Red Sox star Wade Boggs enters Cheers] 

  Wade Boggs : Hi, I'm Wade Boggs.

  Norm : Yeah, pal, and I'm Babe Ruth.

  Cliff : And I'm Dizzy Dean.

  Woody : I'm Woody Boyd.

• [Rebecca is considering plastic surgery] 

  Woody : Miss Howe, I may be in the minority here, but I'm tired of all this plastic surgery talk. I think you're perfect just like you are.

  Rebecca : Well, Woody; no one is perfect. Surely there must be something about me you think needs improving.

  Woody : OK. Your breasts then.

  Rebecca : Thank you, Woody.

  Woody : No. Thank you.

• Woody : What do you say to a cold one, Norm?

  Norm : See you later, Vera; I'm going to Cheers.

• Woody : Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

• Frasier : Afternoon, all.

  Woody : Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?

  Frasier : Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.

  Woody : Yeah, that's fatherhood.

  Frasier : No, that's my therapy group. What a buncha losers.

• Woody : Kelly's coming back from Europe today.

  Frasier : Ah, she's hopping the pond.

  Woody : What?

  Frasier : Well, the pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.

  Woody : Why, Dr. Crane. The Atlantic is an ocean. How many of those have you had?

  Frasier : Apparently, not enough.

• Woody : What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

• Woody : What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : The question is what's going *in* Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody.

• Woody : Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?

  Norm : No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

• Woody : Sam, I found an apartment... It's got everything I ever wanted... a living room and a bedroom.

  Sam : Isn't this in Chinatown?

  Woody : I don't think so Sam.

  Sam : Well yeah I think it is. Did there seem to be a lot of Chinese restaurants around?

  Woody : Yeah, I guess so.

  Cliff : Were there a lot of uh signs hanging hither and yonder in Chinese there?

  Woody : Yeah, come to think of it.

  Norm : Lots of Chinese people walking around in the street I suppose.

  Woody : Yeah, but that could just be a coincidence you know. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll call my landlady. If anyone would know, Mrs. Chung would.

• Rebecca : Until I began eating clean, I never realized how a good a nice, dry ricecake could taste.

  Woody : How can you eat those, Miss Howe, they don't have any flavor.

  Rebecca : Oh, if I eat these I will live longer.

  Woody : Well, I have a question. You know how you're always talking about how you hate your life? How come you wanna make it longer?

  Rebecca : Shut up, Woody.

• Rebecca : So did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?

  Sam : We sure did. They are two of the cutest little guys you have ever seen.

  Rebecca : Who do they look like Carla or Eddie.

  Woody : Well they're twins. They kinda' look like each other.

• Woody : What's up?

  Norm : The warranty on my liver.

• Woody : Have you had her scream for you, Sam?

  Sam : Later Woody, later.

• Sam : You know what Woody, you just gave me something to think about.

  Woody : I'm sorry Sam, I hate it when someone does that to me.