Filthy Rich (1982–1983)

Charles Frank: Stanley Beck

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• Bootsie : Well, hon, you don't have to be up before dawn to know that half the women in Memphis are in love with Stanley. Kathleen's in love with him too.

  Stanley : Bootsie, Kathleen's my stepmother!

  Bootsie : I know. But somehow, I don't think that's gonna stop her.

• Carlotta : Really, Stanley, who ever heard of toasting with a soft drink?

  Stanley : Well, Carlotta, I drink this 'cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper.

• Mother B. : Bootsie, do you know "Spread Your Tiny Things and Fly Away?"

  Stanley : It's "Wings," Mama.

  Marshall : She's always one word off!

  [The family finishes singing the "Happy Birthday Song"] 

  Mother B : Alright, everybody rub my bottom and make a wish!

• Mother B. : I don't know, Stanley. Guess I'm just gettin' tired of bein' around old people.

  Stanley : Well, Mama, maybe you oughta try bein' around some younger ones for a change.

  Mother B. : Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on painkillers!

• Stanley : Mama B, why didn't you call, huh? I woulda come to get you.

  Mother B : No need. I stole the nursing home van.

• Stanley : You know, Marshall, those pills look remarkably like Carlotta's sedatives. Hurts me to say this, but I think you put sedatives into Mama's coffee.

  Mother B : And to think I breastfed you!

• Marshall : Stanley, remember how when we were little, I was such a sickly child and you never wanted to play with me?

  Stanley : Marshall, it wasn't because you were sickly; it was because you were whiney.