If You Could See What I Hear (1982)
R.H. Thomson: Will Sly
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Quotes
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Will Sly : He was saving his money to buy a braille bible, but instead he insisted on buying you these!
[Will presents Mrs. Ruxton a handful of red roses]
Mrs. Ruxton : [stunned] Oh, my! The O'Brien Red! Oh, but these are so expensive! You shouldn't have. Oh! I have a precious few of these in me own rose garden, you know...
[Mrs. Ruxton has just realized that Will took the roses from her garden]
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[Will and Tom are a convertible, and it's raining]
Will Sly : I figured for ten weeks of sun, surf, and sex, we wouldn't need a top.
Tom Sullivan : Well, if the surf and the sex are as good as the sun, we're in big trouble.
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Will Sly : [walks into Tom's room, where the light is off] Sullivan, you pervert, it's pitch black in here.
[he switches on the light]
Tom Sullivan : I got news for you, Sly. It's still pitch black in here.
Will Sly : It's not nice to make fun of sighted people. I'm liable to go through your closet and mix all your solids and checks, and then where would you be? You'd be a walking billboard for bad taste, that's where you'd be!
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Will Sly : Time to think about getting a new guide dog. I'm off tomorrow.
Tom Sullivan : It's tomorrow already? Jesus, what happened? We were...
Will Sly : They should make calendars in Braille. They really should.
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Mrs. Ruxton : I don't allow pets. You won't be able to keep your seeing eye dog here.
Tom Sullivan : [patting Will on the chest] Oh, I don't have a seeing eye dog, Mrs. Ruxton. I have Sly.
Will Sly : Woof, woof.
Mrs. Ruxton : Oh dear.
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Will Sly : [Interrupts Tom Sullivan singing in the shower] Hey, Beverly Sills, you mind if I smoke?
Tom Sullivan : In the shower?
Will Sly : Oh, I always smoke in the shower. I find it cuts down the risk of serious fire by about half.