They Call Me Bruce (1982)

Johnny Yune: Bruce, Grandfather

Quotes 

• Bruce : I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.

• [a beautiful geisha girl joins Johnny in a hot tub] 

  Bruce : You're a 10!

  [the geisha removes her kimono] 

  Bruce : You're a 10 where you should be a 36!

• Bruce : Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.

• Bruce : Do you like sushi like I like sushi?

  Cowboy : I like Susie... Susie's my girl!

  Bruce : Oh, I had sushi last night!

• Anita : My name's Anita. What's yours?

  Bruce : They call me Bruce.

  Anita : Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.

  Bruce : Of course.

  Anita : Then you must know kung fu.

  Bruce : Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.

• [Johnny arrives at his grandfather's deathbed just in time for the old man's last words] 

  Joon : I'll make you proud of me. When I grow up, I'll make lots of money.

  Bruce/Grandfather : Let me tell you, grandson. Money is not the most important thing in life. The most important thing is... broads. Broads!

• Bruce : [trying to intimidate an opponent]  Look at my eyes. I am Oriental.

• Anita : Hi, Bruce.

  Bruce : Hello. You look familiar.

  Anita : May I come in?

  Bruce : Yes.

  Anita : Don't you recognize me? We met at Gianelli's Bar.

  Bruce : Oh! She's the lady who gave me this necklace!

  Freddy : Ah, ha-ha! Oh yeah, you're the one with all the moaning and the kissing and the breathing in his ear, huh?

  Anita : Look, I'm a federal agent.

  Freddy : Oh, my God.

  Anita : The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country.

  Freddy : Oh, my God!

  Bruce : Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"?

  Anita : They used you, Bruce! You were their stooge! You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce.

  Bruce : Drugs! Oh, my Buddah! I've been delivering drugs? Oh, forgive me.

  Freddy : I was... I was gonna tell ya. But you know... I took an oath!

  Anita : Don't blame Freddy. If you've said anything, they would've killed him and you.

  Bruce : I took an oath too... for Bruce Lee. Now I have disgraced him!

  Anita : Not yet. You can still make up for everything. We'll get an amnesty for Freddy. I need your help.

  Bruce : Now, you want me to be your stooge?

  Anita : If we can catch these guys, we can stop the entire distribution of all the drugs in the underworld. If we do that, we can find your lady, but I need your help, Bruce.

  Bruce : I must help you. That's all there is to say.