The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (1983 TV Movie)

Teri Dean: Gladys Herdman

Quotes 

• Ralph Herdman : What did she says the play is called?

  Leroy Herdman : "Christmas Pageant."

  Ollie Herdman : That's no name. That's what it is.

  Gladys Herdman : I know a name. I'd call it "Revenge at Bethlehem."

• Grace Bradley : [reading the story of Christmas]  And, lo, the Angel of the Lord came upon them...

  Gladys Herdman : Shazaaammmm!

  Grace Bradley : What?

  Gladys Herdman : Out with a vengeance in the darkness, the mighty Marvel!

  Grace Bradley : Gladys, I don't know what you're talking about.

  Gladys Herdman : The Mighty Marvel in Wonder Comics.

  Grace Bradley : No, this is the Angel of the Lord.

  Gladys Herdman : Out of nowhere, right? In the black night, right?

  Grace Bradley : Well, yes, in a way.

  Gladys Herdman : Shazaaaammmm!