The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Merv Griffin: Self - The Elevator Killer

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• Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : You. You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin.

  Merv Griffin : Yeah.

  Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : Why?

  Merv Griffin : I don't know. I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me.