The Man with Two Brains (1983)
Art Holliday: O.R. Attendant
Quotes
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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : [points to the patient's, Delores', crotch] What is that?
O.R. Attendant : [whispers] It's a vagina.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : I know what it is. I mean, what are you doing?
O.R. Attendant : Shaving her.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : This is a brain operation.
O.R. Attendant : I know.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : Is that supposed to be a heart?
O.R. Attendant : Yes, sir. Clive and I thought that since it's Valentine's Day...
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : You don't have to shave her anywhere. We'll be using my Cranial Screwtop method of entry into the brain..
O.R. Attendant : Fine. Yes, sir.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : I never wanna see that again.
[points to Delores' crotch]
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : I suppose if it were Christmas you'd hang ornaments on it.
