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7/10
Wow...Those Are Some Interesting "Techniques"....
EVOL66623 May 2006
ORIENTAL TECHNIQUES...is one of the more "fetishistic" roughies that I've seen so far - and that's not necessarily a good thing. "Interesting" maybe, but neither decent story-wise, nor in the boner-inducing department...

Annie Sprinkel and some other slut are abducted after picking up a secret Chinese manuscript that was dropped by a member of some underground gang. The gang member sees Annie pick up his manuscript, and him and his buddy bust in and take Annie and her pal to some sleazy basement and try to rape the location of the manuscript out of them. Little did these extremely intelligent gang members notice that the manuscript was laying on the floor right next to the couch of the apartment that they busted into - but I guess that's neither here nor there...Annie refuses to divulge the location of the manuscript (for some unknown reason, as she blatantly states that she can not read Chinese, therefore would have no idea if the contents were worthy of hiding or not...), but again, this is really of no consequence to the "story-line" either. When Annie refuses cooperation, she is put on display in a sex show where she is forced into sex - and then is made to fist her brother (how he got there, I don't really remember). Yeah, you read that right. And this is no little "poke" in the bung - this is full on up-to-the-elbow action. When that is not enough, she is forced to shove a two-foot dildo in his ass - and I mean ALL the way up...Strange stuff. Next are a few other strange sex performances, culminating in an extremely cringe-worthy series of genital tortures performed by the Mistress of the show on some unlucky bastard. The Mistress binds the poor guy to an X-shaped cross, and begins slapping the hell out of his boner with her leather-gloved hand - like REALLY hard. When this ain't enough, she begins whipping his bone with some sort of stick. This stuff is no joke, you can see this guys rod getting' all red and raw. How this freak can maintain a boner through all of this is beyond me. Next she begins slapping and squeezing his balls, again - REALLY hard. then she puts clothespins on his nipples, cock, and nuts. After Mistress tires of this fun - she lays him down, and gives him a nice golden-bath while dude whacks the donkey til he unloads everywhere. Fun stuff. The "conclusion" to this whole mess comes when two of Annie's cop friends come in and bust the club. The End...

Again - ORIENTAL TECHNIQUES is by no means very "arousing" - but it is VERY interesting, for lack of a better word. The actual non-freaky sex scenes are pretty dull and edited with weird "cuts" that make them less effective. The reason I give this one pretty decent points is just for the strange-o factor. The fisting and genital torture scenes are rough and nasty and are a sight to behold...just don't expect any whack-material in this one...and P.S.- we never do find out just what was so important about this Chinese manuscript (at least not that I reacall...). If the things portrayed in this film are any sort of authentic reflection on any sort of "oriental techniques" of anything - then I'm surely never going to Asia...7/10
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