Scarface (1983)

Garnett Smith: Immigration Officer #1

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• Immigration Officer #2 : So where's your old man now?

  Tony Montana : He dead. He die. Sometime. Somewhere.

  Immigration Officer #2 : Mother?

  Tony Montana : She dead too.

  Immigration Officer #1 : What kind of work you do in Cuba, Tony?

  Tony Montana : Ah, you know, things. I was, uh... This, that. Construction business. I work a lot with my hands. Before that, I was in the army.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Any family in the States, Tony? Any brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, brother-in-law... anybody?

  Tony Montana : Nobody. Everybody's dead.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Have you ever been to jail in Cuba, Tony?

  Tony Montana : Me? Jail? No way. No.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Been in a mental hospital?

  Tony Montana : Oh, yeah. On the boat coming over.

• Tony Montana : You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!

  Immigration Officer #3 : I don't have to listen to this bullshit!

  Tony Montana : You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

  [slams desk] 

  Tony Montana : Just like the President Jimmy Carter says. Okay?

  Immigration Officer #1 : Carter should see this human right. He's really good. What do you say, Harry?

  Immigration Officer #3 : I don't believe a word of this shit! They all sound the same to me. That son of a bitch Castro is shittin' all over us. Send this bastard to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him outta here.

  Tony Montana : You know somethin'? You can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not done.

  Immigration Officer #3 : Get him outta here!

• Immigration Officer #1 : Okay, so what do you call yourself? ¿Cómo se llama?

  Tony Montana : Antonio Montana. And you, what you call yourself?

  Immigration Officer #2 : Where'd you learn to speak the English, Tony?

  Tony Montana : Uh, in a school. And my father, he was, uh, from the United States. Just like you, ya know? He was a Yankee. Uh, he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learn. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney. They, they teach me to talk. I like those guys. I always know one day I'm comin' here, United States.

• Immigration Officer #1 : What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?

  Tony Montana : What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man? He kidding me or what?

  Immigration Officer #2 : Just answer the questions, Tony!

  Tony Montana : Okay. No. Okay? Fuck no! I'm not homosexual.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Have you ever been arrested in Cuba, Tony?

  Tony Montana : No. I already said never.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Ever been arrested for minor things like vagrancy, larceny, theft, drug possession?

  Tony Montana : No, never.

  Immigration Officer #1 : Do you use recreational drugs like marijuana, heroin...

  Tony Montana : No... no...

  Immigration Officer #1 : Cocaine?

  Tony Montana : [short pause]  No.