Stroker Ace (1983)

Burt Reynolds: Stroker Ace

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Quotes 

• Charlie : What's so bad about second?

  Stroker Ace , Lugs Harvey : Screw Second!

• Stroker Ace : [asking about the previous night's encounter between Torkle and Pembrook]  What DID happen between you two?

  Pembrook Feeney : [Pembrook and Lugs roll out from under Stroker's race car on creepers]  He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.

  [Pembrook rolls back under the car] 

  Stroker Ace : Scrotum?

  Lugs Harvey : What's a scrotum?

  Stroker Ace : I dunno.

  Lugs Harvey : I think I'll find out.

  [Lugs rolls back under the car] 

  Lugs Harvey : Pembrook, what's a scr...

  [sound of tools crashing] 

• Stroker Ace : What are you doin' now, Dad?

  Dad Seegle : Oh, I make jewelry.

  [Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook] 

  Stroker Ace : Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?

  Dad Seegle : Organic matter? Manure.

  Stroker Ace : Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.

• Man in Bar : Come on, damnit, we wanna hear a *cluck*!

  Stroker Ace : Who gives a cluck?

• Stroker Ace : [Punches Aubrey James]  Take that, 12.

  Lugs Harvey , Pembrook Feeney : 10.

  Stroker Ace : Whatever.

• Stroker Ace : The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.

  NASCAR Driver : You never can, can you?

  Stroker Ace : Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?

  NASCAR Driver : I think you ought to stick him in the fence.

  Stroker Ace : Good idea, Neil.

  [Aubrey drives up] 

  Stroker Ace : Well, speak of the devil.

  Aubrey James : Mr. Bonnett. Stroker.

  Stroker Ace : Hello, Audrey.

  Aubrey James : Aubrey!

  Stroker Ace : Whatever.

  Aubrey James : You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow.

  Stroker Ace : I know your name; Audrey Meadows.

  Aubrey James : Audrey JAMES! AUBREY James! Shmuck!

  [Drives off] 

  NASCAR Driver : Stick him in the wall.

  Stroker Ace : I'm Gonna.

• Stroker Ace : Lugs, who's driving number 10?

  Lugs Harvey : What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!

• Stroker Ace : I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.

  Doc Seegle : Well, they are. But I like'em.

• Stroker Ace : It's useless to step on the brakes when your car is upside down.