Muppet Babies (1984–1991)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo, Robin, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette

Quotes 

• Gonzo : Let's synchronize our watches.

  Scooter : We don't have any watches.

  Gonzo : That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway.

• Gonzo : Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV.

• Gonzo : Weird is my middle name.

• Scooter : This is really weird.

  Gonzo : Yeah, isn't it great?

• [Piggy has tossed Gonzo away by the nose] 

  Gonzo : [dazed]  Woo-hoo. She touched my nose. I think she's in love.

• [trying to adjust video camera] 

  Gonzo : Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.

  Fozzie : No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.

• Scooter : Gonzo, what's that noise?

  Gonzo : [chewing]  Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose.

  Scooter : But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : Of course it is. Pinocchio was my cousin.

• Gonzo : Piggy, have you seen my baby chick Camilla?

• Gonzo : [as Cluck Kent in a dream stuck in the elevator after the cable has brokened]  Uh where was I?

  Kermit : I believe your were plunging to certain doom.

  Gonzo : Oh yeah! This looks like a job for...

  [takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles] 

  Gonzo : SUPER GONZO!

• Piggy : Gonzo, you're weird.

  Gonzo : Thanks.

• Piggy : You can't fool me. You stole that move from James Bond.

  Gonzo : And I stole this move from Michael Jackson.