Night Court (1984–1992)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding, Reinhold, Reinhold Daniel Fielding Elmore
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Quotes
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Dan Fielding : [to Harry] If you weren't born, Walt Disney would have to draw you.
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Harry Stone : [to a defendant] Well, I'm gonna find the defendant guilty of assault and battery, and Mr. Gunther, I am gonna give you two days in the slammer. Because you've got to learn, that this is not funny, no matter what you think of the man's musical talent!
[we see the victim who has a harmonica stuffed in his mouth]
Dan Fielding : Be grateful it was your mouth.
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Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : If I had a dime for every woman...
Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding : You could make a phone call.
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Dan Fielding : You know, one of my college roommates actually contracted rabies. He died soon after. Got run over while chasing a car.
[chuckles]
Dan Fielding : Just kidding. He died of rabies.
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Christine Sullivan : Oh I got married in an Italian restaurant! What could possibly be more idiotic?
Dan Fielding : A chicken and waffle joint comes to mind.
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Mac Robinson : Bull has got himself a girlfriend.
Dan Fielding : Really? Animal, mineral or vegetable?
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Dan Fielding : I have stood next to death, and people liked him better.
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Dan Fielding : I know every nook and cranny a body could fit into in this place.
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[on trial are a group of beauty contestants who attacked their sneaky pageant coordinator]
Dan Fielding : Your Honor, according to witnesses, Miss Congeniality led the attack with a kick to the groin.
