Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Hal Riddle: Warden
Quotes
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Warden : Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.
Charley : [pretending to be a priest] Are you ready, my son?
Johnny Dangerously : I'm ready if you are, father.
Charley : Dominus vobiscum, Nabisco. Espiritu sanctu. They gasthebus.
Prisoner : [hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long, Johnny.
Charley : We gasthebus. You gasthebus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Prisoner : [hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave, huh, Johnny.
Charley : When's the next bus?
Johnny Dangerously : [begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always, Nails.
Charley : Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis.
Prisoner : [gives Johnny another piece] Good luck, Johnny.
Charley : Semper fidelis. High fidelis.
Johnny Dangerously : [struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop?
Charley : Post Meridian. Ante Meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little Meridians.
Prisoner : [adds another piece] Bye bye, Johnny.
Johnny Dangerously : [adds piece to gun] Bye, Rock.
Charley : The Magna Carta. MasterCharge it.
Prisoner : [hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye, Johnny!
Johnny Dangerously : [finishes putting the gun together] OK, rabbi.
Charley : [opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.
Warden : Any last words, Johnny?
[gun cocks]
Warden : [turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well said!