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7/10
Truly demented!
Nijn19781 July 2005
This Dutch film was a big commercial and critical hit when it appeared on Dutch screens in 1984. Which is really odd, considering that it's probably impossible to get a sort of film like this made these days anywhere. This movie is clearly influenced by the struggles that parents and children endure with each other. Everyone who is going through or has gone through puberty or is a parent of a child going through puberty might recognize the basis of the story. But the brilliance of Van Hemert is that he has taken this outline based on reality and has blown it out of proportion, which makes the movie a truly entertaining and demented experience.

The family Gisberts live in a very affluent villa. Father John Gisberts works in a nearby army base, where he does not do any much except for flying around in a helicopter, thereby checking out his family the whole time. His family is a real wild bunch. There's the mother Danny, who has fooled around with her tennis teacher Dennis, who is actually in love with the daughter of the family, Madelon. She harbors the same feelings for Dennis, although Danny does everything to stop them. The eldest son Thijs, in the meanwhile, is going through a heavy puberty and likes to cross on his motor cycle through the family garden, thereby destroying it. And then there are the two youngest sons Jan-Julius and Valentijn, who are clearly following the examples of their elder siblings and are up to no good. The children are wholly neglected by their parents, and if they are not neglected then they are condescended to or shouted at. John and Danny are clearly in an unhappy marriage and were not ever meant to have children. The only thing they seem to care about is their social status, with John clearly up for a promotion at his army base. The children are fed up with their parents' neglect and in the beginning are trying to get their attention at whatever means necessary, even if that means converting the alarm clock next to their parents'bed into... a ticking bomb! Of course, this doesn't work. And soon the fights descend into an all-out war between the two generations of the Gisberts family with a highlight being the children gassing their parents to a long sleep, evicting their parents out of the house and the parents trying to regain their house with the help of John's friends of the army base in one of the best action scenes ever done in Dutch cinema.

Schatjes starts blackly comic and veers into action-thriller territory and finally ends up with a horror sequence, homaging Kubrick's The Shining. It also has a bizarre musical interlude, in which tennis teacher Dennis tries get back with Madelon by singing a song; a scene that clearly tries to send up genre conventions, but completely fails. Reasons for inclusion of this scene might be director Ruud van Hemert and his former experience with the then-experimental Dutch television network VPRO. But the rest of the movie is assuredly directed and written by Van Hemert. The actors are also quite up to the task. As the parents Peter Faber (John) and Geert de Jong (Danny) descend comically and believably (albeit in a grotesque kind of way) from egotistical nitwits to maniacal bastards. The children start out believably as irritating little sh*ts, but their characters turn out to be easy to root for and are most of the time, bizarrely enough, affecting. Clearly Van Hemert was wanting the public to root for the children, which makes the movie quite controversial as usually the parents' position is something that can't be questioned in a patriarchal world, like the one we live in. but Van Hemert had the guts to stick the finger to conservative thinking, which makes Schatjes! a guilty pleasure.
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6/10
slapstick for the dutch-speaking
udovr27 August 2002
Ok , It's not a work of art and sure , the Dutch movie-industry has a lot more to offer than this , but we are talking about the same year that 'Police Academy' was released in the theaters.

'Schatjes' and the sequel 'Mama is boos' was just one of those movies that was fun to watch, especially as a Belgian Dutch-speaking viewer. And when it comes to slapstick , I bow for the folks from the Low-lands. All WE had so far was 'Gaston en Leo' and 'Urbanus' (no offence to his one-man show talent of course).

I give it a 6. My highest score in this genre.
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5/10
A good depiction of our disturbed society
emailkristina16 June 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Whether consciously or not, this movie is about the decay of adult authority and the rise of our narcissistic consumer culture, in which impulses and self- gratification are the highest good and everything else be damned.

The movie starts with two teenagers, a girl and a boy, setting off a bomb in their parents' bedroom for no apparent reason. Their two younger brothers (aged around 5-6) continue to annoy the parents.

The parents then try to discipline their daughter for having sex with her tennis instructor; their older son for looking at his sister's breasts; their younger children for throwing food into their parents' faces. This only makes the children more mean and vengeful.

The adults in the movie look like bumbling fools, especially the father. He's a pilot in the Dutch army and works with US officers, but instead of battling the Soviets in the Cold War, he has to fight a war against his children at home.

When the older children discover that their parents want to send them to a reformatory, they put their sleeping parents into a car, dump them in the woods, return home and barricade the house.

The father brings some of his army comrades to help him force his way into the house. But the children have found one of his father's guns and the adults flee in panic.

In the end, the drunken father breaks into the house at night with an axe (this was directly inspired by "The Shining"). The four children flee in a car. Their parents pursue them, also in a car, but get buried in concrete by accident. Nobody learns their fate, they seem to have disappeared. The children go on to lead chaotic and eccentric lives.

The movie has a dream-like, nightmare-like quality about it. The problem seems mundane enough -- disobedient teenagers -- but one is left with a depressing sense of helplessness and confusion.

I'd give this movie a 10 if it was a condemnation of our nihilistic consumer society, but it seems the makers were welcoming the changes and made this movie as an artistic warning to older people. Therefore I give it a 5. I liked to see the Netherlands in the mid 1980s and the actors are pretty good.
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5/10
Good start, very bad end and 2 top stars
anouk-718 July 2001
The first half of this movie is quite nice. But the second half is so terrible you wished you had not seen it. The whole movie is half comedy, half drama. From the start the adult actors play comedy but the kids act very realistic, as far as the script makes it possible (which is not very far).

The real stars are acting in the daughters (age 15 or 16?)t-shirt, the director has done everything to show them at their best. At least the half of her scenes "Madelon" is running around topless or in t-shirt and white panties. For certain that was one of the reasons it was such a big hit in Holland
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4/10
Odd comedy.
Boba_Fett113820 February 2004
This movie is not like other comedies, it's extremely violent, offensive and weird at times, the result is an odd comedy that has its few moments.

The movie starts of quite well and has a good concept but later on the movie suddenly takes a turn and becomes even more odder and unlikely than the first halve, with the weird and sudden musical number that doesn't fit into the movie at all as the ultra lowest point of the movie. I lost all my respect and interest after that moment.

But sure the movie has its moments. There are some comical and funny moments and Rijk de Gooyer plays an enjoyable character but all of that is simply not enough to save this movie.

Not worth seeing.

4/10

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3/10
If you want to discover Dutch cinema choose another movie
mvhoore7 March 2000
Schatjes is a good example of the poor level of the Dutch cinema in the 80's. The acting is very weak, there's almost no story and the script is missing every form of reality. There is a lot of sick slapstick into it which will make no one laughing. It's hard to understand that this film makes one million Dutch people go to the cinema while a lot of good movies from my country are ignored by the audience. If you are still going to watch the movie be prepared for the ridiculous ending.
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