Sixteen Candles (1984)
Edward Andrews: Howard
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Quotes
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Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha] I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
Samantha : You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.
Randy : Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
Samantha : [screams] Aaaaaaaahhh!
Howard : [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream] Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!
Grandpa Fred : Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.
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[ring-ring, no one answers the phone...]
Jake : [as he hangs up] Ahh, eat me.
Howard : Who was it? Well what did they want?
Dorothy Baker : [shocked] Sex.
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[on the phone with the police]
Howard : What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
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Howard : Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong : Oto-mo-biiile?
[laughing]
Long Duk Dong : [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Lake. Big Lake.
Dorothy Baker : Why, you little scuzzbag!
[She kicks Dong in the groin]
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Jake : Yes, hello, sir, um...
Howard : Are you the little bugger that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up?
Jake : Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there, and if so, sir, may I converse with her briefly?
Howard : Yes it is, and NO you may not.
Jake : Might I leave a message, sir?
Howard : [to Grandma Baker] He wants to leave a message for Sam.
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Grandpa Fred : Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
Howard : Thanks, Fred.