- Carole Singer: What d'you got in there?
- Laurie Jameson: Uh, one bottle of a hundred and fifty proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, king sized bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid o' grass, and a... quarter, just in case I have to call home. I think that oughta get me through the night.
- Carole Singer: That could get me through the rest of my life.
- Laurie Jameson: Jennie, thinking has nothing to do with it. We're talking ten days of Sodom and Gomorrah. How can you duck out of that now?
- Jennie Cooper: Because I have a term paper due in two weeks and I haven't even started yet. I'm not like you Laurie. You don't crack a book and you make straight As.
- Chip: [immediately after sex] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh, that was so good. Mmm. Almost five years 'n' it just keeps getting better, you know, Carole? Carole?
- Carole Singer: I think we need separate vacations.
- Chip: What? You've been talking to those girlfriends of yours, haven't you?
- Carole Singer: No. I've got a mind of my own.
- Chip: What about the ski trip? I mean, we've been planning it all semester!
- Carole Singer: I know, but I really think that separate vacations would strengthen our relationship.
- Chip: And just where are you planning on spending your separate vacation of yours?
- Carole Singer: Fort Lauderdale.
- Chip: Fort Lauderdale?
- Laurie Jameson: Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini, and a diaphram.
- Laurie Jameson: S.A. *Major* S.A.
- Jennie Cooper: What's an "S.A."?
- Laurie Jameson: Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride.
- Laurie Jameson: [looking at Conan's penis] Yeah? So where's the rest of it? I'll see *you* in small claims court.
- Sandra Roxbury: Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full o' millions of guys who are just lookin' for animal sex and debauchery.
- Laurie Jameson: Exactly, that's *why* we're going.
- Tony: Oh my God, look at the talent on this girl. I mean... fuckin' incredible footage. Spielberg would shit.
- Song lyrics: Hot nights are callin' my name now, oh, oh, oh. / There's no lookin' back again, we're gone. / Can't wait forever, it's now or never. We're gone, gone, gone, gone.
- Laurie Jameson: Ooh, Oberlin, huh?
- Oberlin Student: That's right.
- Laurie Jameson: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous? Can we get acquainted?
- Barbara Roxbury: First my party's ruined, then my house is destroyed. Now someone's stolen my car.
- Maggie: As I've always said, Barbara, you throw one hell of a party.
- Mr. Bullhorn: Mr. Bullhorn: Attention, attention! This is Mr. Bullhorn! Don't miss the Bootlegger Hot Bod Contest! The bigger the boobs, the bigger the bucks!
- Scott Nash: [looking at Carole's chest and smiling] Hello...
- Carole Singer: Oh, forget it!
- Jennie Cooper: Come on, Carole!
- Scott Nash: [to Jeff] Jeff! You're in the Hot Bod contest with Carole. I want you firm, and I want you pumped.
- Jeff: Right, buddy.
- Carole Singer: C'mon, why does it have to be me? This is really embarrassing!
- Jennie Cooper: [encouragingly] No, it isn't, it would be so much fun, and besides, you've had years of dance lessons.
- Carole Singer: [looking disgusted] Jennie, that was ballet. I don't think the Hot Bod is looking for a new Giselle.
- Sandra Roxbury: Hey! You know, that guy's kinda cute. He's got gorgeous eyes and a nice smile. Pretty intelligent too!
- Jennie Cooper: Yeah! And how about those buns?
- Jennie Cooper: I want to go so bad! I just have so much work to do.
- Laurie Jameson: You'll bring your books, and you'll study.
- Carole Singer: When you're not lusting after Camden.
- Laurie Jameson: You can do both.
- Jennie Cooper: You're right. I can do both.
- Sandra Roxbury: So?
- Carole Singer: We're outta here!
- Sandra Roxbury: [When Sandra and Laurie are in jail, and Sandra discovered that her jewelry is missing when she puts her right hand over her heart] They took all my jewelry. They actually took my mugshot without any jewelry on.
- [Places her right hand on top of her forehead]
- Sandra Roxbury: You know my mother will have a total conniption fit if she knows I'm here.
- Laurie Jameson: Um-hmm.
- Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra snaps of it and finds that they're in jail] What are we doing here?
- Laurie Jameson: You don't remember?
- [Sandra nervously shakes her head]
- Laurie Jameson: The striptease? The accident?
- Sandra Roxbury: No.
- Laurie Jameson: [Laurie smiles at Sandra] And telling Officer Gasso... to 'fuck off'?
- Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra is appalled] Laurie, I did... a striptease, and told a police officer... to screw off?
- Laurie Jameson: [Laurie corrects Sandra] "Fuck... off".
- Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra is stunned!] Oh my God... what are we gonna do?
- [Place her right hand over her forehead]
- Sandra Roxbury: Ow!
- Laurie Jameson: Don't worry about it. I called Jennie. She knows we're here and get us out.
- Laurie Jameson: [responding to a knock at the door] Hey, if you're young, hot, and hung you can come in.
- Laurie Jameson: So you're in music?
- Scott Nash: Uh-huh.
- Carole Singer: Jennie's a music major
- Scott Nash: Oh, really? Like what? New Wave? Punk? Reggae? Uh...
- Jennie Cooper: Strictly classical.