Crimewave (1985)

Reed Birney: Vic Ajax

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Quotes 

• Renaldo the Heel : Well, maybe I'm a heel.

  Vic Ajax : Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.

  Renaldo the Heel : Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.

• Vic Ajax : Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening?

  Colonel Rodgers : Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate

  [clang] 

  Colonel Rodgers : in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.

• Arthur Coddish : [Is about to electrocute Vic]  How do you like it, medium or well-done?

  [Evil maniacal laughter] 

  Nancy : Victor!

  Vic Ajax : Nancy!

  [She throws him a baseball bat, and he smashes Arthur's machine with it] 

  Arthur Coddish : You broke my shocker!

  Vic Ajax : Mister, you've done some bad things and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice!

• Vic Ajax : [after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators]  You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you All right?

  [Tries to open the door for her] 

  Vic Ajax : Oh, you've got the key!

  Faron Crush : [the car backs up, and Crush comes out]  One more thing child... don't you *ever* call me a maniac!

  [Punches Vic in the face and bursts into maniacal laughter]