The Goonies (1985)

Paul Tuerpe: Sheriff

Quotes 

• Chunk : Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!

  Sheriff : Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?

  Chunk : Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...

  Sloth : Rocky Road? Heh Heh!

  Sheriff : Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?

  Chunk : Sloth, get back here! Sloth!

  Sheriff : Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?

  [as Chunk follows Sloth, the phone cord rips out of the wall. The Sheriff hears a dial tone] 

  Sheriff : Lawrence?